torpeter

20761 pts ยท July 13, 2015


Just your average mortal

Locust

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No!!!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I had the same fracture. My hand fell right in to a wall, weirdest thing.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Good job man

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Big whoop

10 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

My friend is a honey scientist. It's what he always wanted to bee.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I also drink my water from a wine glass poured out of a Tropicana glass bottle.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm the guy on the right, told not to take my shirt off or I would ruin the shot

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Man.... you guys are dumb! Hilarious, but dumb. +1

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I once had an old Buick lesabre that I had rarely seen before, but after that I saw them everywhere

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's not just pizza, it's art

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Someone get these ladies combs!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And 33.337 chance of freaky fast delivery

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

It's the greatest nation in the galaxy

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 6

I prefer my recipes in gif form

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That Max Headroom one fucked me up when j w

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I want to hear someone recite the "V for Vendetta" 'v speech' replacing with all b's

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Especially in bad weather. If you're cold, they're cold

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

You never go full derp

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thanks for raising my heart rate right before bed

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Must be from the east. In Colorado this has been my front and back yard for a month

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What a mess

10 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 1

I Hatem!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I posted this about 3 months ago and got like 3 points.. awesome repost!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I hate all these stupid hisssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssing jokes

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

Oh you were finished?! Well allow me to retort!

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I think you forgot an h

10 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Black wives gather

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 8

I'm moving to locust

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oddly enough, I live in fort Collins now, but am moving to north Carolina in March! What part of nc?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0