tooks

10455 pts ยท December 17, 2013


If you're reading this, feel free to send me your dude nudes, Every penis is a good penis!

The future is being terrorized by someone who calls himself Goku Black. Thats regular Goku. Really misforunate translation.

5 years ago | Likes 63 Dislikes 0

I'm a male but I actually prefer having a female doctor. I would trust the advice of both, cause doctor, but female doctors seem nicer.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Dude this is my jam

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm in the UK and this is pretty much how I live only instead of food I offer all my visitors tea

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm a Marc with a C and I will fight you

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

hula hoops. but beef flavoured.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I was certain it was always the same bowl. My mind has been opened to the possibilities of magic today

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Greetings fellow welsh imgurian!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well personally I'd eat them with my mouth but you do you honey

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Polite reminder this guy is an avid trump supporter

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Gotta admit making eye contact whilst someone is inside you kinda really helps boost the experience

9 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 0

Okay those graphics are just derpy enough to be adorable

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Makes me sad Project Zomboid isnt on this list

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I want this all over my twitch stream like a bag of cats (I'm not sure what this analogy means but I WANT IT)

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Please be a dog please be a dog please be a... awww yis"

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I used to work with people who legit had never heard of the word 'Teleport' and had no idea what it meant.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He is the preppy rich kid who skis with his rich kid buddies who bullies the unruly 'rebellious' snowboarding main character kids

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It was going 300km/h

9 years ago | Likes 98 Dislikes 0

It must die

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I can't stand Roxxxy. One of the reasons I'm not watching all stars

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"I am doing a float" - dog probably

9 years ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 1

I've been doing this wrong. I've been doing everything wrong. Oh no.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I'd let him sharpen my knife though. I dont know what that means. I'm so lonely

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Came here to make this comment. Will upvote yours instead <3

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Obviously got desperate to get it out and asked a friend for some assistance.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

TIL what happens when you pour liquid overwatch in game chat into water

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As a gay man I'm currently trying to grow a pussy for him to drown in.

9 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

The creators said in an interview Season 2 will be more of a 'sequel' than anything else

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

First one: I choose to die peacefully in my sleep aged 500 years old

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0