tokenbaldguy

3175 pts ยท February 7, 2016


I'm bald, I have a goatee, I live in Florida, but I don't live in a trailer.

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3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So sorry. Lost mine in '96 to a brain tumor. Think of her daily.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I mean, did this hit anyone else like it did me? I'm genuinely depressed. Obviously I didn't KNOW him, but... he's EVH. Holy shit.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I'M TRYING TO TELL YOU THAT TIMMY FELL DOWN THE DAMN WELL, AGAIN!! QUIT FUCKING PETTING ME!!

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Actually keeping them IN Pahokee would be sufficient punishment.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

He needs to have a trusted mechanic address all of that play in his steering wheel.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They're one of my favorite flatout rock and fucking roll bands!

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

This is my shocked and hurt face...

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

That watch looks manlier than anything I've ever owned.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

NakedPhilanthropist is the subreddit.... in case your friends ask.

6 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 1

Such an underrated film IMO

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That'll make a pretty butt plug

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

As a parent, the potential slip hazard was nail-biting.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Damn nature! You scary!

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Disappointed your joke didn't take the first time?

6 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 2

Oh Garfield...

6 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

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6 years ago | Likes 121 Dislikes 1

No dickbutt?? What is this, amateur hour??

6 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 4

Yeah, it was supposed to post with sound.. but apparently i suck

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

So how is the waste paint and excess stripper disposed of?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Damn!! Did she sell her cheekbones for drug money??

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

False. No raise in 4 years.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Woohoo!! It wasn't Florida!!

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

There used to be a #4 floating around that had Paul Walker's face on it. Oh the internet.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0