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116740 pts ยท November 14, 2012


TIL of the Day - Human DNA sequences are 50% identical to those of bananas.

Don't do it!

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More...more!

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Dallas Buyers Club

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Titties are always a surprise

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Independently, each picture is still 2D. They're flat and have no width/depth/z-axis dimension.

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It's 2D from that perspective.

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Unghhh *limp body free falls*

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We have a "No politics talk" rule in our group chat but this is really making me consider the consequences of sharing

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Just because you're amazing at backflips doesn't mean you have to brag about it *eye roll*

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+5 Charisma for sure

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"I Herd U Liek Mudkips"

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I stopped playing Zodiac Age at the same place I stopped on PS2. I'm a walking death machine and it isn't fun anymore.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Eat food and use potions too. Gotta max out those sexiness stats.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I started answering with made-up plot points from other movies I'm sure she hasn't seen. Seems to work 70% of the time.

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As of this morning RT scores are at 38% and every outlet has pretty much shredded the movie :(

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No you're thinking of a preamble. A prosciutto usually carries a pickaxe and goes looking for mineral deposits.

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Video game instinct tells me it holds important side-quest and crafting loot.

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Sick use of vocabulary. I'm gonna give that an 8.5

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We could tell you but wouldn't you rather feel a sense of accomplishment spending 30 mins drudging through the internet? <- EA's logic

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

No you need Review Access for that. It'll be another tree-fiddy.

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Hey, I personally love being able to strafe a horse up a mountain and get away with robbery by putting a basket over the shop owner's head.

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possibly get their head chewed off afterwards. Nature is scary.

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Ironically, this is practically the only way it works for every other species. Males fight to the death and the winner gets to mate then

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I guess I'm just venting. I don't want her to feel like she's a nuisance or rejected when she's trying in her own way to be unobtrusive.

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gets me to stop playing because I'd rather just be comfortable. 2/2

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My gf does it and I scream internally about not being able to move anymore and having to hover the controller over her head. It always 1/2

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then have it do the sacred mating ritual

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