tittybartender

388 pts ยท February 20, 2014


Wow, soggy doggie! I admire your dedication to covering all of the kitchen spaces that you could possibly reach! It's truly inspiring.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I told you that LC is an instigator! Look at her! Proof that she's starting shit behind my back. ?????? She's a mean dog.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My friend has HUGE boobies. When I used to eat ecstasy, I'd crawl in her lap and rub my face all over them. Best feeling ever.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That was my uncle's drag queen name...

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

She looks like she's in some cute lil work out clothes. Maybe she was bustin some iron and this is her cool-down.

8 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

I don't get it...

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is one of the few times that I wish for more than one upvote. Well said, sir.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Some fresh lemon juice on them. 2/2

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Amazing!! I wish my mom had done stuff like this for my siblings and myself. Quick tip: to keep Apple slices from going brown, squeeze 1/2

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

MUTANT baby shit, nonetheless.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I am curious also...

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Amazing! Truly a work of art.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Pedialyte is the best. Helps hangovers, too!

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I can't imagine how you're feeling right now. So sorry for your loss.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I thought you wrote, " When about to give head" and I was confused thought you could snack and suck at the same time.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thanks! Lol. It's amazing they type of shit I hear at work.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Economy and leaders. True story, bro. He was a "preacher". All he wanted was and I quote, "good Christian woman who likes to be spanled".

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Their souls to the devil collectively to win the Haitian revolution and that's why we're so poor and have had so much strife with our 2/3

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm originally from Haiti. A customer recently told me you he didn't want a dance from me because the Hatians as a collective group sold 1/2

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Don't do that, Zaphod! Forgetting your towel is a rookie mistake!!!!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I was just about to comment that exact same thing! #greatmindsthinkalike

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ditto. If I take the trash to the dumpster, my goldie goes ape shit when I get back. It takes like 3 minutes.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I was. It was too much to handle. I had to leave because it was too surreal for me.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I saw Bridgit the midget on acid and it was horrible.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Who hurt you boo? I'll fuck them up!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What the fuck did you just type???

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I knew a girl named Special

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That's super cute

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Like in Coneheads?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1