48906 pts · September 4, 2015
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I remember being so confused why mama bear was always in her nightgown.
This is how I found out I’m allergic to mango. My entire body looked like I fucked a poison ivy and my mom made me go to school anyway
As an adult I asked the dentist to take it off. They were like, no. Fuck you dentist I ate a carrot and popped it off myself
I kept popping mine off on carrots like five times before the dentist finally took the damned thing off. My teeth are still perfectly straight and I can eat all the carrots I want
Please expound on those hanging pink poops
Had my nieces watch Totoro and they were TERRIFIED
How sincerely midwestern of you
Why does this guy look like he escaped a Victorian topiary
Is that the hit rapper and artist da baby
Sausage?
Ok but the whales numbers still bums me out
Wait was that the angry lady from monsters inc
Deer woman! She gonna stab you
.
Same, half my class had two years on me. It was a tiny school
Give the chillin skeletons a cider
Sauce?
Have you considered a neat rock with google eyes
You made me see this with my own eyes
Have you considered getting a kitty
Holy shit dude
Dad got a dumpy
This was me a couple times a month at school. Over the PA it’d be “username, your goats are on school property. Again.” We checked the fences a million times it’s still a mystery how they got out.
Y’all degens the lot of you. Kitty is 17 titty is legal
Literally just learned today hot cross buns is just another way of playing three blind mice
From a community scientist, thank you so much for protecting species of interest. That short for almost endangered. Your neighbor can eat a bag of invasive dicks
How are they like yeah this is enjoyable
Class of thirty, only two passed the test. Did the teacher fail? Yes. Were we all punished anyway? Also yes.
Last time i frolicked the swat team showed up. No joke I was picking dandelions and got an AK in my face. Turns out my neighbor was a fugitive but holy shit dude thought I was going to be executed for pulling weeds.
Took a year but The Dean decided we are his humans. He’s sleeping on the couch right now.
I remember being so confused why mama bear was always in her nightgown.
This is how I found out I’m allergic to mango. My entire body looked like I fucked a poison ivy and my mom made me go to school anyway
As an adult I asked the dentist to take it off. They were like, no. Fuck you dentist I ate a carrot and popped it off myself
I kept popping mine off on carrots like five times before the dentist finally took the damned thing off. My teeth are still perfectly straight and I can eat all the carrots I want
Please expound on those hanging pink poops
Had my nieces watch Totoro and they were TERRIFIED
How sincerely midwestern of you
Why does this guy look like he escaped a Victorian topiary
Is that the hit rapper and artist da baby
Sausage?
Ok but the whales numbers still bums me out
Wait was that the angry lady from monsters inc
Deer woman! She gonna stab you
.
Same, half my class had two years on me. It was a tiny school
Give the chillin skeletons a cider
Sauce?
Have you considered a neat rock with google eyes
You made me see this with my own eyes
Have you considered getting a kitty
Holy shit dude
Dad got a dumpy
This was me a couple times a month at school. Over the PA it’d be “username, your goats are on school property. Again.” We checked the fences a million times it’s still a mystery how they got out.
Y’all degens the lot of you. Kitty is 17 titty is legal
Literally just learned today hot cross buns is just another way of playing three blind mice
From a community scientist, thank you so much for protecting species of interest. That short for almost endangered. Your neighbor can eat a bag of invasive dicks
How are they like yeah this is enjoyable
Class of thirty, only two passed the test. Did the teacher fail? Yes. Were we all punished anyway? Also yes.
Last time i frolicked the swat team showed up. No joke I was picking dandelions and got an AK in my face. Turns out my neighbor was a fugitive but holy shit dude thought I was going to be executed for pulling weeds.
Took a year but The Dean decided we are his humans. He’s sleeping on the couch right now.