tinydragonfarts

20560 pts ยท April 15, 2014


a very smol and gassy dragon

That's cool my two year old just cries when she sees me instead of dad when she wakes up.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Quality weed probably hehe

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Say that to the guy on his way to work who just washed his car yesterday.. and suddenly there's poo raining down lolol

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He has really changed since he moved to Texas and got bought out by corporate America.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

@sixtoedjesus you bastard where are all the other otters?!

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Where are the rest?! I can't find them six ?

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

He wants to make movies of him and his friends.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm a former employee of CB and while I'm somewhat bias, that IR video quality is very good. Im impressed I can't lie.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What kinda trail camera its way better than a cuddeback

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Our old car did this. At one point it was just her anal glands, then the vet realized she just liked to itch her ass.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I thought that was a fish for a moment.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You can't pick up chicks in a tank

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

9 months post baby, still cry over stuff like this.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I wonder what her views on sandy hook are, cuz that would be even better to put on blast.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If I had to share my driveway with my neighbor I'd beat the fuck outta him. It snows where I live.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I am a poo

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Naw, I know what Solider Field looks like on a Sunday night. Hehehe

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

With the shows on HGTV these days I wouldn't be surprised

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I went three years without a period after my grandma died. So yeah stress is not a friend of mine.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

We talked about doing a post baby babyshower back in February because I had zero time before baby. Now its like crickets.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yes he was, babies are a big deal in our family. My dads family is huge and showers are mandatory events. Just a sucky situation.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As someone who never wanted to be "mom" I honestly get the whole idea now. And I just wanted a day all about my little girl.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No. I also don't talk about politics on social media.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

At some point it feels like I'm being more of a bother than trying to get a head count.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My mom is my best friend now, so yea I get it lol.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I've posted three separate times on Facebook, my mom has called and texted out. Silence or no's from most of my family.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It is however it can fail. Hence my kid. Nuvaring for 6 years.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

As someone who tried twice to get her tubes tied, this kid is literally my everything. I never thought i could love another human so much

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0