tinybartender

14439 pts · September 17, 2015


tweeted @tinybartender (past tense) Not tiny, nor a bartender. Cake Day Sep 16 Birthday June 17

I'm thinking northern Minnesota

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The NoKids Meal™️

3 days ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

My ass has been tonished.

1 week ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Men are here. Make fire. Cook meat. Then put out fire by peeing, no get invited back.

1 month ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

@ExtraUpvote

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

the attack wasn't manufactured, the overreaction involving invading an unrelated nation was.

1 month ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 4

Similarly "Don't mention it."

1 month ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Jean Baptiste Emmanuel Zorg is a character in the film The Fifth Element.

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#5 spelled "ruining" wrong.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

GET. THERE. FASTER.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I am continually upset that people still agree to fuck that guy.

2 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Well no, but kidnapper is arguably worse, which is what ICE is trying to do, but they end up with fucking murders.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

low cognitive ability

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So does ICE. This is the only correlation they want to be relevant. Greedo was a bounty hunter, Han Solo was a smuggler.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Correct, the difference between ignorance and malice.

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please. provide legal exculpation and sign everything

2 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

It's why it's called torture, I suspect.

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

best example I can think of: Thunderstruck -- AC/DC on bagpipes.

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The Denver airport is the worst if you're not connecting two United flights.

2 months ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

That cult's members are relatives, not family. The blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb.

2 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Die Hard 3, after blowing up the helicopter with Hans Gruber's brother in it.

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"Unfortunately, Zeus was horny." [mythology intensifies]

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"so far this year" is eight days though.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Solidarity against legalized tyranny sounds an awful lot like "the power of friendship and this gun I found"

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

dozensofus.gif

2 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

It's the only way to be sure.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

well I have bad news. The US is third world, we don't have health care.

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I like to say "I'll drink out of a glass like a grownup."

3 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I had this thought a few minutes ago.

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He proves time and time again he's not fit to be a person.

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