timmargh

79400 pts · June 1, 2013


Be the person your dog thinks you are.

Holy shit. This I like; a lot. Just the right amount of sexiness without blatantly showing everything. (Not that showing everything isn't good too.)

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Dave.

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Just … fucking WOW!!

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#9 I have muscular dystrophy and they told me I would be dead by 20; I am 53 in a fortnight. WHERE ARE MY FIREWORKS,, MUM?!

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Wowzer.

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My crowning achievement:

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Whooooooa!!

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Came for the butt, stayed for the dogs.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I’m guessing that was one hell of a grilled cheese.

1 month ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I don’t understand it. Is it something to do with the bullet holes in the bomber aeroplanes?

1 month ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Being a Brit, the Thames logo was the only one I recognised.

1 month ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 0

Should I fake my orgasms?

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#10

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Spoilers!!!!

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#23 188,895,923 is nearly 200 million, not 200 thousand.

1 month ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

My dumbass friend didn't understand this. Can you help me, um, I mean him out?

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

@HeXuR_1337 commented on YouTube: "I came here to sign orders and shit pants, and I'm all out of orders" :D

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You are the same age as me, so you can’t be old! Wait, why does my back hurt?

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Demi Rose

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This is depressingly accurate.

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What a stupid cunt.

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