tigerbearguy

48193 pts ยท August 30, 2016


pure evil

'Trauma on bits' is an anagram of masturbation though! But so is 'a moist turban' so I guess if you have the 'stamina to rub' have at it!

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Didn't you know, the spooky skeleton inside us all is evil! Thats why it's locked away behind our skin and only comes out after we die!

8 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 2

Are you nose deaf or do your farts just never smell of anything?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yes!

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

There IS always one asshole with a blue roof!!! When are we going to take that guy down dammit!! Blue roof havin' piece of shit...

8 years ago | Likes 46 Dislikes 2

Suffocation. By pizza. I dont give a fuck if I eat too much pizza.

8 years ago | Likes 602 Dislikes 7

If people could live forever by slaughtering innocents it would be industrially mechanised and we'd have battle royales entertainment.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Clap clap CLAPCLAPCLAPCLAP!!!

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Could this *be* any more annoying!

8 years ago | Likes 54 Dislikes 7

It knows life is futile and death is the ultimate equaliser and we're all dooooooomed....

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Yea probably. Evidence strongly suggests this particular extinction is entirely man-made though unfortunately. Dang stupid humans.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

No puns by accident or on purpoise?! Am disappoint imgur.

8 years ago | Likes 76 Dislikes 3

(2/2)..dozen in the 19th century. Today, protected by law there are more than 170,000 of them.

8 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

(1/2)The southern sea otter, which was reduced to around 50 has bounced back to around 2,500. The northern elephant seal was down to a few..

8 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

I've heard it can also lead to some pretty sweet naps too.

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I am furious when I think about mulitpacks costing more than buying individual items of the same amount. IT'S JUST NOT FUCKING RIGHT!!

8 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 0

Your engines purring like a meowchanic again now sir.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Dung beetles are pretty chill little guys, I'd be stoked to be a dung beetle. Just collecting dung and rolling it around backward and stuff.

8 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

I personally live for the previous world.

8 years ago | Likes 43 Dislikes 0

Or he's blind af and got the fright of his life when those rocks came to life and started hugging him!

8 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

For a second I thought you meant Sir Muttmutt, and I wasn't in the least bit surprised that you'd been knighted by the Queen of England.

8 years ago | Likes 66 Dislikes 0

I'm dating straight men and lesbians from now on only.

8 years ago | Likes 53 Dislikes 1

The penis full of ink!

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

My cats loyalty is to whoever has the food.

8 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 0

I can see you, and I miss you, and splat into the wall...

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

This is how fish get pregnant.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Dogdge, Duck, Dip, Dogdge and Dive!

8 years ago | Likes 43 Dislikes 2