48193 pts ยท August 30, 2016
pure evil
'Trauma on bits' is an anagram of masturbation though! But so is 'a moist turban' so I guess if you have the 'stamina to rub' have at it!
Didn't you know, the spooky skeleton inside us all is evil! Thats why it's locked away behind our skin and only comes out after we die!
Are you nose deaf or do your farts just never smell of anything?
Yes!
There IS always one asshole with a blue roof!!! When are we going to take that guy down dammit!! Blue roof havin' piece of shit...
Suffocation. By pizza. I dont give a fuck if I eat too much pizza.
If people could live forever by slaughtering innocents it would be industrially mechanised and we'd have battle royales entertainment.
Clap clap CLAPCLAPCLAPCLAP!!!
Could this *be* any more annoying!
https://imgur.com/L2BlvIU
It knows life is futile and death is the ultimate equaliser and we're all dooooooomed....
Yea probably. Evidence strongly suggests this particular extinction is entirely man-made though unfortunately. Dang stupid humans.
No puns by accident or on purpoise?! Am disappoint imgur.
(2/2)..dozen in the 19th century. Today, protected by law there are more than 170,000 of them.
(1/2)The southern sea otter, which was reduced to around 50 has bounced back to around 2,500. The northern elephant seal was down to a few..
I've heard it can also lead to some pretty sweet naps too.
I am furious when I think about mulitpacks costing more than buying individual items of the same amount. IT'S JUST NOT FUCKING RIGHT!!
Your engines purring like a meowchanic again now sir.
Dung beetles are pretty chill little guys, I'd be stoked to be a dung beetle. Just collecting dung and rolling it around backward and stuff.
I personally live for the previous world.
Or he's blind af and got the fright of his life when those rocks came to life and started hugging him!
For a second I thought you meant Sir Muttmutt, and I wasn't in the least bit surprised that you'd been knighted by the Queen of England.
I'm dating straight men and lesbians from now on only.
The penis full of ink!
My cats loyalty is to whoever has the food.
I can see you, and I miss you, and splat into the wall...
This is how fish get pregnant.
Dogdge, Duck, Dip, Dogdge and Dive!
'Trauma on bits' is an anagram of masturbation though! But so is 'a moist turban' so I guess if you have the 'stamina to rub' have at it!
Didn't you know, the spooky skeleton inside us all is evil! Thats why it's locked away behind our skin and only comes out after we die!
Are you nose deaf or do your farts just never smell of anything?
Yes!
There IS always one asshole with a blue roof!!! When are we going to take that guy down dammit!! Blue roof havin' piece of shit...
Suffocation. By pizza. I dont give a fuck if I eat too much pizza.
If people could live forever by slaughtering innocents it would be industrially mechanised and we'd have battle royales entertainment.
Clap clap CLAPCLAPCLAPCLAP!!!
Could this *be* any more annoying!
https://imgur.com/L2BlvIU
It knows life is futile and death is the ultimate equaliser and we're all dooooooomed....
Yea probably. Evidence strongly suggests this particular extinction is entirely man-made though unfortunately. Dang stupid humans.
No puns by accident or on purpoise?! Am disappoint imgur.
(2/2)..dozen in the 19th century. Today, protected by law there are more than 170,000 of them.
(1/2)The southern sea otter, which was reduced to around 50 has bounced back to around 2,500. The northern elephant seal was down to a few..
I've heard it can also lead to some pretty sweet naps too.
I am furious when I think about mulitpacks costing more than buying individual items of the same amount. IT'S JUST NOT FUCKING RIGHT!!
Your engines purring like a meowchanic again now sir.
Dung beetles are pretty chill little guys, I'd be stoked to be a dung beetle. Just collecting dung and rolling it around backward and stuff.
I personally live for the previous world.
Or he's blind af and got the fright of his life when those rocks came to life and started hugging him!
For a second I thought you meant Sir Muttmutt, and I wasn't in the least bit surprised that you'd been knighted by the Queen of England.
I'm dating straight men and lesbians from now on only.
The penis full of ink!
My cats loyalty is to whoever has the food.
I can see you, and I miss you, and splat into the wall...
This is how fish get pregnant.
Dogdge, Duck, Dip, Dogdge and Dive!