thunderplums

857 pts · November 20, 2012


Yup! If you replace the little yellow things in the video with your head, then it’ll solve all the problems!
(Seriously though, don’t do this. Or do. I’m not your real dad.)

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#11 I have this on a tshirt. :)

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#3 The new model Scubaru looks pretty nifty…

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#18 not only did she offer to be stoned by that fecker but SHE BROUGHT HER OWN STONE TO STREAMLINE THE PROCESS!

1 year ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

#5 The monster couldn’t have children because his nuts were in his neck. Paraphrasing Charlie Drake.

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#34 We call them sausages. Or snags. As in, “Oi kunt! Do ya want democracy sausage or nah‽”

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#15

Shared pain is lessened.
Shared joy is increased.
Thus we refute entropy.
-Spider Robinson

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#19 “The candy was developed for people who wanted to moisten mouths that had gone dry from all-day mask wearing but without a sugar rush.”

2 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

#49 fuck a pig

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nope, not contradictory. :)

“Wild and inbred” also sounds like a tagline to southern states of the US porno…

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I’m fucking sorry for your loss and anger and pain. My father died a dozen years ago from cancer and I still have my flavours of grief and heartache.

Drop me a line if you need to vent. I promise not to offer unsolicited advice, words from any fucking book of fairy tails, not tell you not to feel.

2 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

#27 “Wean” is a predominantly Scottish word referring to a baby or child. So it isn’t someone putting their ‘ween’ in the sink, but their small human falling or stepping in to a very hungry, sharp, and bitey hole designed to destroy chicken bones…

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

To paraphrase Pratchett and the mushrooms… All 3D-printed firearms can be fired, some only once.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Tl;dr Laugh at children when they hurt themselves.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Clapped out shit AND the guns off the street. :)

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I hope *he likes it. :)

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#12 This is from an Australian comedy show. Russell Coight or some such bollocks.

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#19 Arse Don’t Have Dopamine.

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#12 This guy’s name is Randy Feltface. Freaking hilarious Australian puppeteer. And degenerate.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I went googling… It was a car commercial containing a jump scare zombie. Then told you to ‘change your shorts and get back to work’.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#38 I have this mug!

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#21 I’m a fan of a Doxy. Hitachis go to about 5k rpm, Doxys hit 9K. For when you want to vibrate the whole building…

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#26 I have a shirt that reads Cognitive Behaviour Torture on the front. And the missing words on the back…

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As this is coming up to your birthday again, just sending you love through the internet. ?

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Divorce lawyer: You’re divorcing Minnie because she is crazy? Mickey Mouse: No, she isn’t crazy. She is fucking Goofy.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

2/2 You call it a ‘prank’. You’d probably be surprised by some people’s valid responses to it…

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As someone with a chronic health condition, this would have me collapse in agony or lash out with my cane… 1/2.

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