46828 pts · July 18, 2015
My heart🫶
Was it directed by Wes Anderson?
I thought Gremlins were not supposed to get wet.
Sarah Silverman is looking great these days.
Bitch, we’re fabulous!
Hey Dr. Menace, I have this things on my “fruity pebbles” that I need you to have a look at…. warm up them hands first though.
… I should call her.
Don’t expose your throat like that. That little flying knife looks a little stabby
Pretty sure one of those was a Polar Bear
I think you mean 100 loonies
I need that kid to follow me around the office. I take a meeting...NICE ONE! I file a document...NICE!
You mean she got to pet a hedgehog.
Why is there a muppet arm coming out of his ass?
If you are having that much blood in your stool, please see your doctor immediately.
The true inspiration for Baby Driver
Upvoted for the title
I don't have a creepy neighbor........I just realized that I AM the creepy neighbor.
establishing dominance
a loaf of bread and 2 diner rolls
correction - "the first rule of being a married man"
my mother once closed a garage door on my head..."by accident"
+1 for some that I have not seen
which one are you?
Livin' up to his haircut
shit post
I have never seen death come upon me with such vibrant clarity.
what are fox tails, I could Google but meh.
yes, they're called Volkswagens
quick, put your head in to see whats there
nope - Wall Street is the world's most crooked street.
My heart🫶
Was it directed by Wes Anderson?
I thought Gremlins were not supposed to get wet.
Sarah Silverman is looking great these days.
Bitch, we’re fabulous!
Hey Dr. Menace, I have this things on my “fruity pebbles” that I need you to have a look at…. warm up them hands first though.
… I should call her.
Don’t expose your throat like that. That little flying knife looks a little stabby
Pretty sure one of those was a Polar Bear
I think you mean 100 loonies
I need that kid to follow me around the office. I take a meeting...NICE ONE! I file a document...NICE!
You mean she got to pet a hedgehog.
Why is there a muppet arm coming out of his ass?
If you are having that much blood in your stool, please see your doctor immediately.
The true inspiration for Baby Driver
Upvoted for the title
I don't have a creepy neighbor........I just realized that I AM the creepy neighbor.
establishing dominance
a loaf of bread and 2 diner rolls
correction - "the first rule of being a married man"
my mother once closed a garage door on my head..."by accident"
+1 for some that I have not seen
which one are you?
Livin' up to his haircut
shit post
I have never seen death come upon me with such vibrant clarity.
what are fox tails, I could Google but meh.
yes, they're called Volkswagens
quick, put your head in to see whats there
nope - Wall Street is the world's most crooked street.