thorbuttockth

342 pts ยท January 14, 2013


Daughter looks a little like Paige from 'The Americans.' With glasses though.

6 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

Kevin Durant is possibly/probably going to leave GS. He's sat out the last month due to injury.

6 years ago | Likes 215 Dislikes 1

7 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

He was also probably sympathetic because of that time his head almost burst into flames.

7 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

I always just assume I wiped incorrectly and keep trying til I see some wiped off.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Proof of what I already knew; Fido stinks.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

C+H is the best. Here's one of my faves:

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I'm ugly. I'd loooove to get paid for it.

7 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 0

And then they fucked...? But without the husband, of course.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

Naw, those three white dudes are Asian too.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I originally read this as "usually against their will" and wondered who would want to die by cow-crushing.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Jang Ye Won. And yes, she's Korean, not Spanish.

7 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 1

As a formerly non-English speaking immigrant from Korea, I also cherish this story. But I totally got much stupider after learning English.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

For a second there, I thought David Beckham looked like Bryan Cranston.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Welcome to the six o'clock news. I'm your host, Thor Buttockth.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Whoa, nostalgia points to you. Though for the Looney Tunes mugs, I had Yosemite Sam and Daffy Duck.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm the same way. Just know that there's nothing inherently wrong with being quiet or alone.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I love these stories that teach me to always have a fart ready in the chamber to use at the perfect moment.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The full post/video helped with context. I was wondering why he's saying he'd give her something next year... then ask for it right back.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0