thiswittyenoughforye

22169 pts · April 3, 2016


I'm a nerd. I'm into Star Wars, MTG, programming, Batman, etc. I'm also a bit of an outdoor enthusiast and gun nut.

Switched from SSRIs to an SNRI and now I have a superpower! I can fall asleep any time anywhere. The N stands for narcolepsy

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18191

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You’re the boys who’ve been whackin’ it in my tool shed!

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Or because history repeats itself? Look at the history of pandemics, wave 2 is inevitable and will be more devastating

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Cornhole champion... that used to mean something different

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But she’s not gonna be enthused about it

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The first half of the first episode of the show on Netflix about this guy makes me wonder how he lived as long as he did

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Where’s that dude that carves things out of tree trunks, I’ve got a commission piece for him

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You mean, like why did my 3rd grade teacher call my parents when I didn’t do my work in class?

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Only to the ladies

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Planning ahead, nice

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Look what PCP can do for you!

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Where’s all the tear gas and rubber bullets? This isn’t what I’m seeing on CNN

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Surprisingly, no. Not yet anyway :)

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Then it’s all going in the harbor!

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah! Let’s punish free speech! Or, better yet, let’s have the social media platform censor it!

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Agreed, not just the ones that fit your agenda. But peaceful cops don’t make for good news

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I don’t think he knows how to drive, lol

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nah, he has secret service protection for life, like every other former president.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Right, but implying only liberals are the target of assassination is wrong.

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Lincoln was actually quite liberal for his time. That’s was also back before the stances of Rep and Dem reversed

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I wouldn’t, looks like with a big ol set of fakes

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Take a joke, knob

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

But look at all the retweets they’re getting! Kind of likes it’s just a game or something, competing for points.

5 years ago | Likes 332 Dislikes 4

But “they have guns! they’re supposed to be angry, ignorant, violent, red-necks! Our agenda, remember!?!”

5 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 18

Only black people? Your ignorance is showing, it’s peaking through your media bias

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Really? I’ve never killed anyone, you must have me confused. FYI Reagan was Rep. (shot, didn’t die)

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Thank you for not calling the rioters,because all of them are just protesting in their own way

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But I wasn’t talking about people driving to hospitals, again, not defending tactics, those fuckers enticing the cops at night are idiots.

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Counterfeit money? Yes. It’s quite rampant in the area and people try to pass them off at gas stations a lot, most do so knowingly.

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