578 pts · July 29, 2015
You’re the actual fucking worst
So mostly Russia.
Uh, is this list for middle schoolers? Ffs
100% this is Russia
Just as you shouldn’t compare yourself to VS models, you shouldn’t compare yourself to *any* random broad on the internet, cellulite or not.
Nope
Rubio monocoat is the shit, and totally nontoxic. My 120yr old floors are rad because of it
You’ll need that cat tax to pick up that lions’ giant shits.
Fuck right off, time.
The reason women’s pants don’t have pockets is the fabric adds bulk and makes you look heftier....soooooo
It’s almost like...you didn’t want to do this in your bathroom....
But I have more questions
The thing is, if the first girl ate like that every day, she’d look like the second one. Clearly she doesn’t. So yeah it’s partially health.
Same. Only audible snort on this dump
???
I like that Miley Cyrus bird
More like mechanical pupil...
From Russia, with love.
Haha Saru would’ve been a great name! His name is Ludo :)
For real people are gonna say little kids don’t touch each other?
Every damn one of those is meme worthy. How is this not a thing.
USA: 3500 calories of liquid chemical soup and caffeine that tastes like drinking a snickers bar.
Psh. I've used a Safeway bag to pull my husbands rugby socks out of our doberman's ass. More than once.
Ecstasy. Likely mixed with something else
It's probably mostly skin, dickhead.
Typically tonic/stew. And it's really not funny.
BUT I NEED STUFF
Yeah. This.
Hedgehogs don't lose their quills so that one is a load of shite.
You’re the actual fucking worst
So mostly Russia.
Uh, is this list for middle schoolers? Ffs
100% this is Russia
Just as you shouldn’t compare yourself to VS models, you shouldn’t compare yourself to *any* random broad on the internet, cellulite or not.
Nope
Rubio monocoat is the shit, and totally nontoxic. My 120yr old floors are rad because of it
You’ll need that cat tax to pick up that lions’ giant shits.
Fuck right off, time.
The reason women’s pants don’t have pockets is the fabric adds bulk and makes you look heftier....soooooo
It’s almost like...you didn’t want to do this in your bathroom....
But I have more questions
The thing is, if the first girl ate like that every day, she’d look like the second one. Clearly she doesn’t. So yeah it’s partially health.
Same. Only audible snort on this dump
???
I like that Miley Cyrus bird
More like mechanical pupil...
From Russia, with love.
Haha Saru would’ve been a great name! His name is Ludo :)
For real people are gonna say little kids don’t touch each other?
Every damn one of those is meme worthy. How is this not a thing.
USA: 3500 calories of liquid chemical soup and caffeine that tastes like drinking a snickers bar.
Psh. I've used a Safeway bag to pull my husbands rugby socks out of our doberman's ass. More than once.
Ecstasy. Likely mixed with something else
It's probably mostly skin, dickhead.
Typically tonic/stew. And it's really not funny.
BUT I NEED STUFF
Yeah. This.
Hedgehogs don't lose their quills so that one is a load of shite.