thisdoesntseemphysicallypossible

2679 pts ยท November 22, 2012


Bald Jimmy Fallon

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Me, Myself and Irene then The Incredible Burt Wonderstone

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Community

9 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

His "special plan" to defeat ISIS became ordering Mattis to come up with a plan. So his plan was to crowdsource a plan.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Florida. As often as possible. It's not the worst place I've been.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This only makes me think if wildberry poptarts

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm gonna throw in another person you kinda look like: Kyle Kinane, my favorite comedian.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Also Hot Fuzz

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Guess my knowledge doesn't have a long reach. Thanks for the info!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Billy Bush. Dude from Entertainment tonight or something. Not related to the former president as far as I know.

9 years ago | Likes 109 Dislikes 19

Are you sure this isn't a trailer for the next Borderlands game?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ow...

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I didn't know it was possible for my soul to laugh so thanks

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Fucking right?!? Did the writers get attacked by wolves between seasons or something?

10 years ago | Likes 91 Dislikes 4

You're right though. It looks like the belt from a bath towel to me.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Bruce Lee also died "under mysterious circumstances"

10 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 1

"Who's this clown?"- that bull probably

10 years ago | Likes 614 Dislikes 3

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10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Chodizard

10 years ago | Likes 279 Dislikes 2

I'm mainly worried that he will just buy off politicians to pass whatever bills he wants.

10 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Thank you for not just posting goatse

10 years ago | Likes 44 Dislikes 0

Wait how is eating your own babies a protective measure...?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wait how is eating your own babies a protective measure...?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well not with that attitude.

10 years ago | Likes 319 Dislikes 1

Well not with that attitude.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

"What is contraption hooman? You start screaming like you're being attacked every time the red light is on."

11 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 2

My name is Michael J. Caboose, AND I HATE BABIES!!

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Unpopular Oflynnion

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I think Ron would have Mulan's line for this wouldn't he?

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0