thirdlifecrisis

2753 pts ยท February 5, 2013


Slightly snarky and unabashedly immature, and enjoying every minute of it. I also have a blog. mythirdlifecrisis.net

As someone who has celiac disease, this suddenly looks delicious.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The older I get, the more I think I'd much rather adopt. So much body stuffs that's scary happens.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

On a "singleness" scale of 1-10, he's a 12.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

RE WATCHING

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I just finished rewetting for the 10thish time. I've lost count.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh my gosh. That episode. My heartstrings.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Agreed. My dog is named Rowdy. He is very much alive, to be clear.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I always upvote Scrubs

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I love his hand trembling. The mustache, not so much. Adam Scott <3

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

She was stunning. I struggle w/symptoms of depression so I understand. Sorry for your loss, OP. It's clear you adored her.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That dog is so me after a few beers.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

OMG I'M SO ALONE

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#1 happened to me while student teaching, but my kiddos were slightly younger...thank goodness.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I kind of want to husband him. But I also made a joke about elevators being "up and coming" today.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wouldn't be too bad to take out a 350K mortgage w/a second income (spouse) or without crippling student debt. I lack a spouse & carry debt.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Do you know how long I've wanted Ten's sonic for?! I nearly died. The other stuff was effortlessly cool and the card sweet af. POINTS!

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Card is ripped because I opened the box (and the envelope) like a gorilla.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

@thisnameamsdildos

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

@martynmage - Giftagiraffe stuffs!

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Inevitably I posted this image incorrectly, but I'm trying. My heart has been bruised the last few weeks & this positively made my day!

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Also, @Thisnameamsdildos....you should know I LOVE Target. My house is full of those plastic bags. No judgment.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

This is the first time I've ever been tagged in a post. I am already intensely honored. :D

10 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Was a frosh in college and watched the 2nd plane hit in realtime on a TV in the caf. Horrific. As a NYer, it took months to feel safe again

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So sorry to hear of your loss that day.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Just got re-friendzoned by my best friend who started pursuing ME. We looked like left forever, and then right, and now NOTHING. :::lonely::

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Always upvote Scrubs. I'm also almost up to this episode again. tear.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

To sit in solemn silence on a dull, dark dock

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My whole damn life....

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

THAT KILLS me every time. errm, wrong choice of words, but yeah. Feels train.

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Good god I am so lonely.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0