thinmint

15345 pts · May 2, 2012


I have a degree in Biology, so I love talking about invasive species, fire regimes, and disease ecology. I currently work in customer service at a bank so that I have enough money to fund my dangerous addiction to buying toys for my dog. I love browsing Imgur when I’m wine-drunk and leaving odd nonsensical comments. If you want to talk about any of that nonsense, or any of a million other nerdy topics, HMU! Don't trust your government, drink cold water, and do one hundred squat-thrusts a day. Get a screenshot of this to the front page and I won't do jack shit; since I haven’t been there yet and I hate everyone who has. I’m also totally kidding and a compulsive liar, so who knows whether or not I’m telling the truth about any of this. 02/17/2019

Martian soil is toxic to humans and most plants. I've never heard any of those people even mention that fact let alone suggest a fix for it.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Maybe not the piercing or drinking at 14…walking barefoot is also a great way to get hookworms…

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

So awesome, Oh Guardian mine! Not nearly enough Destiny content on here

3 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1

Pajama bottoms. Duh.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

“Who wrote this?”

3 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

The goal has never been to stop abortion, but to stop poor and minority women from having them. And if they start dying it’s just a bonus

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Grew up between traffic and palm trees. Not bad, all things considered.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Salton Sea, a highly saline lake that was once a tourist destination but is now known as one of the biggest environmental disasters of CA

3 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

If I ever lose my legs I want digitigrade dinosaur claws on my prosthetics.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That’s an old reference +1

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I knew a girl in school with toes like this. Parishi, is that you?

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Jeez, everybody so judgy! I do this with yearbooks and reference books. Yes, it does look nice and no, I will never need my 2010 yearbook.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I’ve seen this movie, it ends with me getting killed while wearing a raincoat

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This gives me vertigo every time I see it

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I can’t tell if this is an incredibly niche Kimmy Schmitt reference or not. Either way I love it!

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I pre-ordered exactly one game because of the hype and was delivered an unfinished mess that looked like it was still in beta. Never again.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Same.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Honestly the reward for the quest was just as irritating as completing it in the first place.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I feel like a lot of people are missing the point of this post…

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I feel that in my soul when playing D2 and these blueberries won’t bank their MOTES ARE YOU KIDDING ME!!!

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*Flametrowah

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

First I hated it. Then I loved it.

4 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

#28 are those two different pictures of Chidi Anagonye in a sexy mailman outfit? I'm here for it.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I mean, if you want to get technical it is one vagina, 0.7 paychecks

4 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 9

I am so glad I’m not the only one who saw that! I could not stop thinking about it for half the movie.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

It's not Jesh, but it sounds like Jesh.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I see this pop up every now and then and the perfectly dry humor of it makes me laugh every time

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0