I guess now is when I post the biblically accurate angel tree topper I made for my partner?
Don't forget to sign this if you haven't already.
Don't mess with time!
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So wise...
Random dump
Fuck you Ted
My authentic (FAKE) cheesesteak and beer!
Every day...
Un-leavened bread board.
3 days til this ones first gotcha day.
Just adopted this one-eyed mutt!
Trying to get through to Republicans these days be like -
Best chip-based snack food I've ever had.
MRW someone asks me if I expect to get out of usersub with this gif.
Check out that power tie.
Wasn't gonna do the 10th favorite thing...worth every bit of scrolling.
Anybody else not able to view Most Viral?
RIP Norton Juster
What grad school feels like most days.
WELCOME to the wooorld of TOMORROW!
A radio station in Canada has been playing Killing in the Name for at least 6 hours...and still is!
All hail hypnocat.
Reposting this because someone needs to make one for Trump.
Tis the season
MRW I'm not thrilled by this 29th stuff...but I can't look away.
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn, Tin Tin.
How my doge acts after 24 hours on twitter.
Gotta love a children's story with a good moral...
What should we really call "Trump Care"?
oh bother...
I'm not doing phrasing...
MRW I finish my first leg work out after being to busy to work out for two weeks.
The inevitable future of cat/cucumber relations.
Usersub's pet day.
His hair is definitely what stays puffed. And maybe his father head...
It's a trap no more.
Where will you...? Do you...? Do you see that?
I might actually watch this roast...
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Brutal
Thicker than a bowl of...
All aboard the train to usersub.
Still one of the best things I've ever seen on here.
My buddy needed his coffee so badly he poured the milk in his water instead.
the aerodynamics of a cow
Et tu doge? Et tu?
nope. nope. nope. nope.
Hey, Commonwealth, where's the VIP hooker's entrance?!
Isn't this how Chris Farley died?
Whiskey Library
Nick Cave's Red Right Hand as a Seussian kid's book!
MRW you find that perfect .gif
If you meet the Buddha, kill the Buddha. If you meet the Ghost, kill the Ghost.