therealcaptkirk

3822 pts ยท December 5, 2014


Would still cost about 2 million to live in California

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Throw in term limits and see if it goes thru

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He's riding the street sweeper 2000

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Now put it in a call center and have it answer calls from angry customers

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He looks like a James Bond villain

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He died with a smile on his face

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Are we sure it's a bar and not some secret sex dungeon?

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Death by snu snu!

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9 out of 10 dentists approve

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So did you choke on them or do you not have a gag reflex?

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how to exercise your wiener .

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They'd have better luck in the capitol building

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Needs a brother or sister named Gravy

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Stupid Sexy Golbat

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Or how many licks to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

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$100 if you drink the liquid afterwards.

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The General Destruction

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is this a Tool cover?

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Singing "slip sliding away"

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Pornhub and dragons

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So if it were the Marvel Universe, they could all be Variants?!

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Leeeroy Jenkinsssss

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