therealbardman

76724 pts · December 14, 2016


Accept no substitutes.

He has the high ground!

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Cadavers

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

The behavior of a man with no moral compass.

2 years ago | Likes 135 Dislikes 0

Giant pretty balls, or pretty giant balls?

2 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Salad has no business on a hot dog. No nutritional value is allowed.

2 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Big bird is a nasty mofo.

2 years ago | Likes 151 Dislikes 2

As a society we have a weird aversion to use of the word death/died. Passed, departed, forever sleeping etc - just say it, he died.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That guy moves quickly on the job.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Draw 2 circles…

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If I die with a dildo up my arse then simply say I died doing what I loved most and say nothing more.

2 years ago | Likes 183 Dislikes 0

Always go the thighs.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

How did they move the moon?

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There should be a lever to push the back paper out so you never have to put your hand under the blade.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Lobsters and prawns are just ocean bugs - prove me wrong!

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

69 - Nice.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

No need to remind me conversion bot..

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Karateka was a personal favorite of mine.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Parenting done right.

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100% of the people who do this will ultimately die.

2 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Andor has redeemed Star Wars for me.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

The most important thing is to ensure you click your tongs together before you start.

2 years ago | Likes 587 Dislikes 1

That’s an alien egg. Put it up your butt to hatch it. Trust me on this.

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Gore Tex has had many imitations, but nothing works better to keep you dry.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He is unlikely to go to prison for this crime.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Thanks Obama.

2 years ago | Likes 44 Dislikes 4