Son, father, husband, friend, lover, traveler, investor, teacher, athlete, animal lover, chef, artist, and Imgurian. "Aut viam inveniam aut faciam." (I will either find a way or make one.) -Hannibal
Son, father, husband, friend, lover, traveler, investor, teacher, athlete, animal lover, chef, artist, and Imgurian. "Aut viam inveniam aut faciam." (I will either find a way or make one.) -Hannibal
To be fair, the British did mostly stop doing that a few decades ago.
*Domestic Terrorists
They still allow matches :)
Welp, the ol' fencerooni just went for a fly. Guess I'll head on down to the basement now.
10,000BC "unga bunga slunga dunga hunga hunga" -Rog
I nominate Andrew Tate for the ides of March post next.
But it made sooooooo many billions for shareholders of American arms companies. Why doesn't anyone think about the shareholders???
She looks like she gives every handjob 120%.
I could totally do that. And by "that", I mean be the camera rolling down the track.
Humble peasant is now Final Boss.
Give yourself a break: you had a LOT more time to memorize the song lyrics than plan your kitchen mission.
You've got a full tank of gas and you're only 10,665 miles from glory. Go for it!
I'm genuinely surprised that at no point in the conflict was an American flag found along with a bottle of Jack Daniels on the island.
Perfection
"I see you're still a bitch, and now a shitty proctologist too."
This is really motivational. I definitely feel like I can win a Grammy after seeing this.
Jer is short for Jerk Jerkovsalotski.
Bet he really just went to the huge GOP cocaine orgy they told Mad on Wheels was cancelled.
For someone who looked exactly like Jay-Z as a kid; congrats on not looking like Jay-Z as an adult.
"Yup! Will clappin cheeks here too! Wait, what do you think "Clappin cheeks" means? OMG, NO!"
Pro tip: leave reviews in Russian on bar and strip club review sites in Russian near military bases, and all along the border.
Peak Florida Man would be if he didn't even have a car because he sold it for meth, but forgot he sold it because he was high on meth.
"Uh huh!! Uhhhhh huhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!"
To be fair, it is the one time the guy he campaigned for told the truth.
If you're rich enough to ski, you're also rich enough to know they're secretly asking you "do you do coke?" Literally. Every. Single. Time.
The biggest mistake you've ever made.....so far.
More likely to make her choke than Jody.