thepatternisfull

511 pts ยท March 5, 2018


Reminds me of a zit i once had.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Its like bdsm...don't knock it til you try it. May i recommend HP sauce and hot mustard...delish.

7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Whatever, just being able to walk to the fridge naked and getting leftover stirfry to eat in bed is paradise.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Pussy

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

She's a nurse, prob nightshift, cut her some slack.

7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 2

Had a '82 toyota 4x4. Went anywhere. Plywood on the inside of the box to hold it together and fishplated frame. Absolute beauty.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yeah, kittens are supposed to play around your feet while you cook dinner.

7 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 1

Tell them you haven't received the gift of faith yet and aren't really that interested in the bible...there really are far better books.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Don't talk about it again. Let her bring it up. If its a possibility, she will.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I am the President of our local floor hockey club so my odds are definitely getting better.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I love those steps...been their many times.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My 8 yr old took my phone this morning. I set 3 alarms 5 min apart. snuck it back after 1st 2 went off. I Wondered why i woke on 3rd.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Naps. Warm summer afternoon, make love, then sleep until we wake up, cup of tea in bed, then a glass (or two) of wine while i make dinner.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Attaboy

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Mildly interesting?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He's another twit.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Its okay

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My mother used to cuddle me and my brother all the time. Now i cuddle my to boys whenever i can.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My teenage step son fired his dad two years ago...never been better.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I have a Collie. Smart as a whip. She's old and deaf and her rear legs are going but she still knows whats up. Waits for me everyday.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Holy Christ, look at the size of that thing (said the farmers daughter to the pastors son)

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's a pulaski, isn't it?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Stay friends after? Fuck that!

7 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Toyotas run forever!

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I tried this a couple of times. Kinda fun until they take big squirty shitty calf dump in your truck.

7 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Holy shit! I thought he was going to pile into the wire.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Looking good is hard fucking work. Not for me thanks.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Totally

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ah, jeez!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0