theotherpatrick

160 pts · November 23, 2017


Wait what? He's never dealt with a virus that ranges from nothing to death? ... Ebola, flu, H1N1, measles, smallpox, HIV, HPS, SARS/MERS...

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 9

Greedy people can't be greedy if you dont buy their stuff.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"CoRpOrAtIoNs DoN'T PaY anY TaXeS"

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 20

I can't believe that clerk pulled such a long, elaborate scheme to slowly short the till!

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It'll pick up. The hysteria will calm down.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Whatever Q Aimee and Al got wrong, Ken knew. He was just like, "Oo. They won't know this one, I'ma let them 'try' though"

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The last face he made = "Welp, time to call in the professional. I'm just too busy otherwise I'd do it myself."

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Next on a new episode of "Ow! My Balls!"

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Do you want cats? ... Cuz this is how you get cats.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

... wanna kill all humans?

6 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Needs more context. Why did she have dog in first place?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

ok Gen Z'r

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

ok Gen Z'r

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 3

ok Gen Z'r

6 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 5

We don't need any taxes

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 4

This is Bob Barker reminding you to help control the shit movie population — have your exec. producers spayed or neutered.

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Kamakawiwoʻole ... you come and goooo. You come and goooooOOoO-OOOOOH.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Did his ... did his tit get bit?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Hey ... wanna go do some chicken nuggets?"

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

6.) Cop in background itching butt: "You're pretty good, but can you do this?" Boom ...

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

5.) See, with a little hard work and elbow grease, you can be anything. Boom ...

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

4.) Bucket should read "NUBS". Boom ...

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

3.) How many police officers does it take to screw a black man. Boom ...

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

2.) See, this is what a country without the 2nd amendment looks like. Boom ...

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Speed Round: 1.) Psst, nobody mention anything about the "long arm of the law." Boom ...

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'd argue that an overwhelming majority of people are being really cool to one another. The media looks for the uncool, then amplifies it.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Who's in that camp?

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Cut off the head

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Of course not, but determining whether one's actions go against a law is why there is a trial process and why juries are sometimes needed.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0