themajor77

14935 pts ยท March 5, 2012


If you screencap this and get it to the front page, I'll write you a poem.

Yeah, if Robin Hood was an idiot murderer...

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Even horseshit can be used for productive means, fertilizer, garden bed insulation. Unlike your comment that was useless.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Old aye? TheInventor go cut me a switch...

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Our last words. "Ope"... but we scream like girls for the bird.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Excuses for yells. Then, ten minutes later, we almost got seriously T-boned. Both of us at the same time, "Ope" quietly. Would have been-

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My buddy and I realized how bad the "Ope" was when we almost hit a bird while driving. Both of us, grown ass men let out the lost pathetic-

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I found them a little hindering for a while. But overall, I got used to it's odd quirks. The story, graphics, and universe made up for it.

6 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Shameful dot.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Yeah but it's his funeral service, everybody is mourning and he just walks in with a cup of yogurt like, "what's going on?"

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Okay, all well and good you have a spoiler tag. But your thumbnail is also a spoiler you cock...

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 11

Orc Monk here. Stunning first is my jaaaaaaaaaaaaaam.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A lot of schools still teach it.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Skilled excavator driver.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*duolingo chime*

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

/a/HfmSRtG

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm fairly certain I can still operate a firearm in the nude.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Florida man, drunk and naked, set house ablaze in failed cookie baking attempt..." I am a horrible cook.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Anyone else notice Christian Bale sometimes looks like Erin Hansen?

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Good story, can we have it not posted and on front page for like, a week?

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Laugh at this man!

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 5

USA here. I always carry a knife. It's just one of those tools I always need to have. Unless you're in a city, always keep a knife and fire.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yup, putting yourself in a really dangerous situation where the hay might just sneak up on ya and turn ya!

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

"You kids need to go outside and play!" *kick all ball immediately rolls 4 blocks away*

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Hail yourself!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What is the secret to your poooooweeeeeer?

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yeah, but gotta understand choosing left or right would also put him in danger of getting hit by the cables.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Really though? Because Cha-Cha was kinda throwing him around all willy nilly when they fought.

7 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

No he didn't? The guy just explains to him what the joke was.

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 4

The secondhand from walking by someone is not enough to ever effect the child's health.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0