3476 pts ยท February 26, 2013
i am a butt that flies
I, for one, feel personally attacked.
I don't say this too often (out of respect), but that is a LUMPY donkey
I think it was just a misteak
All the lemon parties we used to have...
And I'm... sleepin with my clothes on
Aaaand now I'm horny.
Nature is so majestic.
#8 is it just me or is the philosophy doctor actually a young Noel Fielding?
Green! Liiiiiines. Blowin' through my miiiind.
It's usually old people calling everything of a certain kind the same thing, like how every game system is a Nintendo to them.
Also, fun fact, the chin strap is actually where the word "line" in line cook comes from.
The line cook's uniform needs to have greasy palm wipes on the front.
Ah the good ol days. All I needed was a book of matches & an utter lack of supervision. Hours of entertainment (and at least 1 burned field)
Looks like burning steel wool.
Hey! This is the kind of work I do. I set that shit up for people. Super cool stuff.
You should have sealed your yard better.
Then give it back.
So that's where pumpkin seed milk comes from. Fuckin knew it.
That's probably pretty hot
Me coming back with my bullshit
Are you asking me if I would eat my own weenie?
Major fuckin habilidades.
He better not die or go all Kevin Spacey on us.
Oh is THAT what the balls are for? *looks suspiciously at crotch*
Please tell me the little bobble-head guy is a marshmallow because I want to eat him.
Where are their cute flailing arms? I thought this community had standards.
Outraged that this is not the top comment.
Oh, hey, I've been there. A disappointing lack of flan tho. I misread the map.
I call bullshit. You just made that name up. I bet you're just three kids in a trenchcoat too. Not even a real biologist.
I, for one, feel personally attacked.
I don't say this too often (out of respect), but that is a LUMPY donkey
I think it was just a misteak
All the lemon parties we used to have...
And I'm... sleepin with my clothes on
Aaaand now I'm horny.
Nature is so majestic.
#8 is it just me or is the philosophy doctor actually a young Noel Fielding?
Green! Liiiiiines. Blowin' through my miiiind.
It's usually old people calling everything of a certain kind the same thing, like how every game system is a Nintendo to them.
Also, fun fact, the chin strap is actually where the word "line" in line cook comes from.
The line cook's uniform needs to have greasy palm wipes on the front.
Ah the good ol days. All I needed was a book of matches & an utter lack of supervision. Hours of entertainment (and at least 1 burned field)
Looks like burning steel wool.
Hey! This is the kind of work I do. I set that shit up for people. Super cool stuff.
You should have sealed your yard better.
Then give it back.
So that's where pumpkin seed milk comes from. Fuckin knew it.
That's probably pretty hot
Me coming back with my bullshit
Are you asking me if I would eat my own weenie?
Major fuckin habilidades.
He better not die or go all Kevin Spacey on us.
Oh is THAT what the balls are for? *looks suspiciously at crotch*
Please tell me the little bobble-head guy is a marshmallow because I want to eat him.
Where are their cute flailing arms? I thought this community had standards.
Outraged that this is not the top comment.
Oh, hey, I've been there. A disappointing lack of flan tho. I misread the map.
I call bullshit. You just made that name up. I bet you're just three kids in a trenchcoat too. Not even a real biologist.