thefirstjake

9091 pts ยท February 26, 2013


I make stuff. Sometimes I break stuff. Then I make it better.

The single best source of used NES games. Spent a lot of time and nickels there.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

After enhancements, I hear he's pretty beastly.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The heart is the strongest muscle!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 61 Dislikes 0

After having a son, I had an epiphany: For the first three years, you're basically telling jokes to yourself and the baby laughs.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Turn on the shower and run it hot for ~20 min. You'll see a yellow tinge.

9 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

That's actually a really good point. Never thought of that.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We usually had a few with our names, but the cap box was just team logo.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

In club swimming, we'd have a box with something like 200 new caps at every meet. I imagine they have plenty.

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 2

They're balancing old ships with new ships. The problem is that the movies have only about 10 different ships.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

He's just the only one whose chute opens.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Space Ventura: Fett Detective

9 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

I'm glad I can still bring joy, 2 years in the future.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Definitely not allowed. Most modifications are blocked unless it's something simple like repainting or added/removed fin/turret/gun.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Bananas in Pajamas!

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

me.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Now you're thinking with portals.

11 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Hey! My homework!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh the struggle of actually owning stuff.

11 years ago | Likes 85 Dislikes 0

11 years ago | Likes 778 Dislikes 3

But those are the best kind of flashbacks.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

SESPA!

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Everything is a thing.

11 years ago | Likes 56 Dislikes 0

My coach literally watched a thunderstorm approaching and said "We have about half an hour. IM set..."

11 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 0

New girl. AKA the Zoe Deschanel show.

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 9

You must be really good at the "find the differences" game.

11 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 0

Out of five? Six.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 5

Is this what happens when your penis levels up?

11 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0