thebrokenrick

3485 pts ยท April 29, 2013


I have condoms older than you.

Only in a culture as primitive as the US would gun control be considered "super liberal". Sort yourself out, cavemen.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

You do know black people are the original people?

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 4

It's Weird Al Yankovic

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Exactly. That's why I corrected you.

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

*Others

13 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Maybe we misunderstood what the actual product was. "I thought I was stuck with this hat and this hair, but you saved me, [product]!"

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But paper HUGS rock. Stop the anti-paper slander. Typical biased media.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sorry.

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Only possible for Tony Stark, surely

13 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

The more I learn about women, the more I like my Fleshlight

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

FUCK. Well, replay my comment with the names switched.

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

XBox: I SEE DEAD PEOPLE

13 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Just what do you think you're doing, Jeff?

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We always forget about all the people Ray Rice DIDN'T murder. Bravo, Mr Rice. Bravo.

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Twilight. Not even once.

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Why the downvotes? Did Christina Hendricks suddenly become unpopular?

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

THEN WHO WAS PHONE

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

And it's always a witty comment someone else has already made.

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

4) Make Christina Hendricks lose the Mad Men weight and bring her back as a regular 5) Add in BBT's laugh track .....wait.

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 6

All girls do.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*always

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

There is no such thing as a Superbowl. The sporting event is called the Super Bowl.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I was disappointed when Super Bowl XL was merely the usual size. Also, XXX had a shortage of boobies.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Based on what I've seen of MSNBC, the score is 1-1

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah, thanks for turning up a couple of years late for both of those.

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Excuse me. They prefer to be called African-Americans. Sort yourself out.

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

To let the world know how they think.

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I hear that if you're dreaming and you die in real life, you probably also die in the dream.

13 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

You should make balloon animals. Good for getting out of traffic stops.

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

horde FILTH. Why I oughta....

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0