thebiglizard

13978 pts ยท February 6, 2016


I was thinking the same thing........wait.

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Pretty sure if they have a room to afford and fit this monstrosity, they have the room for those other things elsewhere

4 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 4

Inaccurate. The tabletop Drager or other Alcotest is the only one exact enough to be used as evidence. 2/2

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

They're standardized tests. Proven to show impairment. Portable breathalyzers aren't admissible as evidence in most places as they are 1/2

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

When you're sighting while rowing you glance behind yourself every now and again

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Is he wearing a tuxedo?

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

How did you knowwwww. My secret is out!

4 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Congrats! It's a slippery slope, next thing you know you're signed up for a full ironman!

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm pretty sure this is sarcasm but just in case it's not, that's a timing chip.

4 years ago | Likes 64 Dislikes 9

2 took dexterity to hit the button with a heel

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Have you looked into Torigen? It's specified immunotherapy that's a way cheaper option than surgery.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

My friend wants to know what museum it is

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

But broke up because he was in the military and moved away, we were young. I still see him on occasion, and still love him. 2/2

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

When we put our kitchen floor down when was in high school, I put that I was in love with my high school crush. We dated years later 1/2

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I just.....is it weird that I've always known the size of a chipmunk? Who hasn't seen a chipmunk? I thought they were fairly universal.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As a 6'3" woman I can't tell you how often I hear this joke

4 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

I mean in a lot of places animal control is a part of the police department. Since they have powers to issues tickets and summonses.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Agreed. Now that is perspective!

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Probably myself, at this point.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I've unfortunately already learned to never beg someone to love me. Still sucks to sit here afterwards. Always forward.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Thanks dude. We hurt tonight. Tomorrow is a new day.

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I know the technique to folding a fitted sheet....it still comes out wrong

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

.....how does getting paid for volunteer work....work? Isn't it not volunteer work then?

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As an investigator for this stuff, I can confirm....it's fucking terrible to look at.

4 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 0

I'd eat the shit out of this

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

'What book are you reading?'.....I've known you for 8 years, you don't read, and how do you expect me to give you a synopsis in 5 minutes

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Now I need to re-read all of the Redwall series. Eulaliaaaaaaa!!!!!

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Class Action Park

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0