CORL!!
Sometimes, birthdays are shitty.
A beautiful smile to hide the pain.
When you suddenly realize that you ruined your own life while your back was turned.
Even though I talk a big feminist/equality game,
The moment you realize you are the crazy person that guys shouldn't put their dick in.
This is a new level of hell.
My new boyfriend gave me the "We should slow things down" talk after we had sex. Time to fill the penis sized hole in my pride.
Did you know that in 900 years of time and space I've never met someone who wasn't important before?
Saw this little Game of Thrones gem out there in internetland and wanted to share.
Every time a new Patrick post catches me off guard.
Imgur, can you help me settle an argument? Do you say "nut-ella" or "new-tella"?
My local transit really wants us to keep our bus Dean.
Guess who I had a sexytime dream about last night
That's my secret. I'm always uncomfortable.
Euuugggghhhehehhhuhhgghhghhhhhh
"HODOR! Hodor, hodor." - Hodor.
Today, my three year old nephew said "Mom, can't I just stay inside and watch movies? I don't want to be in the world anymore."
A boy was mean to me, so here's all the best from my hard drive. Yes, yes. I know. Fuck 9gag.
After being single for 3 years, I've caved and joined a dating website. This is how it feels.
This makes me very uncomfortable for some reason.
My not too distant future.
Today, my sister phoned me up, bursting with excitement and said "Have you been Rick Rolled yet? We need to spread this around!"
When I was a kid I watched Lord of the Rings and thought Boromir's name was Gondor. That made this line hilariously Tarzan-y.
The moment you realize that the only exercise you've had in months is your ferocious masturbation.