theMarc

890 pts ยท September 21, 2013


Remind me never to have an omelet for breakfast at your house...

1 month ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 0

It's never REALLY been about nations, ethnicities, religions, sexualities, or even politics. They just want an in-group that they can exclude people from so they can feel superior.

5 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I forget most of my dreams, but I always remember this one recurring dream I have where my glasses come to life and try to fuse themselves with my face. Which sounds horrifying, but when I'm actually having the dream, I'm mostly just annoyed at the inconvenience.

11 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Larry tesler, inventor of the cut, copy, and paste commands, dies at 74

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I'm reminded of that teenager who didn't want to go on the Titan submersible, but went anyway because of his dad. I feel sorry for these poor fuckin' kids who get roped into stupidly dangerous shit, because the adults in their life are reckless morons.

1 year ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

#relationshipgoals

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

There is no way you don't die by stubbing your toe really bad.

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Woah, hold your horses, there, bucko! You've still got two more years to go.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"I didn't do all this training to just go halfway!"

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Now I'm thirsty.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Somehow, I just KNEW what username I would read under the title.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Physics would seem to disagree.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

On the upside, you don't have to wonder if your husband still finds you hot.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

The lava demon is definitely the hottest one.

2 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

An ice creamon, if you will.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#14 I can't decide if "the Drowning Machine" is a horrifying name or a hilarious name to give something.

2 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

I'm not sure I'm ready for the Main Man to be hot.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Fava beans and a nice chianti?

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Exactly. Take the minor L to avoid the bigger L.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

She looks like she's the sister of the villain from the first Men in Black movie.

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Smart people are. But smart people are generally not flat-Earthers.

3 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 0

It's for the best. I'm better off not spending time deluding myself into thinking I had a chance with her.

3 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Rough rider. No, you don't want nada.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

When did anime and Borderlands characters start joining Brazilian street gangs?

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I've taken a total of two semesters of beginners' HTML, years apart, and even I understand how dumb this is. How Is Elon this stupid?

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

To be fair, most people take "age of consent is 18" at face value, because they don't have any reason to look up the age of consent.

3 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0