theFederation

31 pts ยท February 13, 2015


I'd use Osmo to film my adrenaline fueled trip rappelling/hiking/rafting to show people exactly how I managed to break every bone in my body

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No one cares

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 2

I thought it was going to say he eats all your RAM

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So how was Times Square?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I've got scars on my hands/feet that agree with you. Note the plural.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Don't you mean 30 days hath December, May, July, and October?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

My ranger once commissioned an arrow to be crafted that would force a portable hole into a bag of holding on impact. Best 20k I ever spent.

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Because he's a rabbi (my favorite movie of all time).

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think you mean ent-purred the game.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yes, updates. Let's call it that. Source: Am IT

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

Kinda looks like his skin has two settings: Wonder Bread white and lobster shell red

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

...and you should feel bad!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0