theBeaver

23452 pts ยท March 20, 2013


So um hi :) If you're actually reading this then that means we're at least some what like minded if a post lead you here or whatever. ===================================Anyway if your interested in maybe getting to know each other or if you could use another friend in your life feel free to message me and I'll get back to you as soon as I'm next logged in. ___________________________________ Thanks for reading this if you really have made it this far

I bite them when I'm nervous and I'm trying to get a mortgage this year. Not the best of combinations

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I can finally fight those smug window cleaners who think gravity will protect them

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Go be free Megan. Live life to the full.....oh she ran into the road and got creamed by a bus

7 years ago | Likes 68 Dislikes 1

Kangaroo Jacked

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Neat

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

So you convince him he needs pills to be a handsome boy?

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

How quick?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Make eye contact quickly from the red zone, teach fuckers to knock

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Honestly looks more like a euro to flush. No problem there, I don't need to flush

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Some tigers are podgy, some are chonky, others are units

7 years ago | Likes 792 Dislikes 7

*diving club, sorry

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

We have a town called Muff, I'm pretty sure they have a driving club (not joking by the way)

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Honestly the thing I find most ridiculous is someone named a town or city Wanneroo

7 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

Go ducky boi go

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He looks like just attempted to flirt with his crush and is checking to see if they liked it

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Fuck you for making me feel feelings. Take your + 1 and leeeeeeaaaaaave

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

She might check your posts and see if you put one up about it.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That signs tacky as fuck

7 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I feel like he could have kept his clothes on and done that with less drama

7 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Actually I think this is number 0818999014699119743......1

7 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 7

I need context

7 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 5

Member when Cif was Jif?

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The perfect host wasn't Tom Hardy then?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thank you for this, I can use this +1

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

In all my life I never thought I'd find something so disgusting. Thank you stranger, +1

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That owl is the bird equivalent of a big titty goth girl

7 years ago | Likes 206 Dislikes 4

Or a sarcastic self given title

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's almost like Spotify don't care about you. Unlike Apple music, as an apple customer I've always felt appreciated

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 4