thathyperguy

6577 pts ยท February 9, 2016


i am human..i think?

He didn't leave you, he just under the huge pile of pillows.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Why is Marilyn Manson on the cover?

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Heisenberg blue

7 years ago | Likes 64 Dislikes 0

You are prettiest awake.

7 years ago | Likes 134 Dislikes 3

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sounds like a shit job

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Good luck with the job as it seem you need to get a head in life

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's not wine!! Aunt Tina just really hates stopping for bathroom breaks on the drives to work.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You have no fortune which means your future may be nearly over, be careful eating those spring rolls.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Funny when the other is imperial units :p

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They are called videos, just new out I know it can be scary.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Hmm don't like graphite as it can short out electrical, but water ping pong is fine.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Hell, that's the look I get when I go to cuddle my wife.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Wait till it showing turning right, least the ambulance is close for those that crash into it :)

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Lose your keys, $2k for a replacement.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Because axe tricks never started with hold my salad.

7 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 1

What is this? a chair for ants?.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I like the look at the end it's like " where is my car?"

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Sorry the dropbears chewed thought our internet lines over here

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Don't worry it will soon be water under the fridge

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If you did that move you would have ended up with one.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Always upvote a sky puppy like this.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

But it's not Monday

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh you dirty dirty seat you.

8 years ago | Likes 686 Dislikes 3

You're a wizard Harry, you can fly.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Now get a tin of black paint and reverse.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nah that one easy .. how much do you make?? Give the government half of it.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Or someone is getting really good at shoplifting.

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