thatguykyle

76326 pts ยท July 8, 2015


something about yourself!

yeah unfortunately. women make it sound awful to menstruate, imagine looking your own father in the eye during vinegar strokes cuz the news

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

or intense libido/ I hate it when youre like standing in line at subway or in a cab and you just have to start cranking. the looks on people

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

casual is a term that should only be used for people who jerk off less than 3 times a day.... it's like they don't even care

10 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 2

if its racist to assume black people are related, is it sexist to think women are related? if not is it rac-sexist that there's a difference

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 4

I love the "free the nipple" campaign I don't even need to go online to jerk off anymore I just walk around basking in equality

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

he was under the impression that since the cocaine made his face numb it was also invincible

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

that's how I learned to swim too. things were different back in the day

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

way to go super dark bro

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 2

no they're engineers because that didn't get a women's studies degree....

10 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 38

I swear dogs can just turn their bodies off... they just let that kind of stuff happen lol

10 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

nope, your the sad guy behind the counter at a shitty porn store

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

nice! yeah she's great. well.... this was nice *takes 3 shots* but I gotta drive home *takes 2 more shots* we should do this again sometime

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

technically I reposted someone else's complaint about reposts of reposts of repost complainers

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

GF & I have a functional role it is also great. we each do what we're best at. Ironically she's a vegetarian but cooks the best steak ever

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I can only lobby so hard lol but we also got BOGO coupons to bennigans... so that's nice

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

no women are messy AF... you'll still do the dishes and vacuum n shit, that stuff has to get done right

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 4

I have a dream!! that a man will occupy as much of the bed as his female counterpart and they shall have half the blanket each. glory comes!

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

bye

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

well I'm quitting my job to pursue lizard lording

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

the way the feminists described it... it's like a shockwave and dust and stuff then afterwards women's auto insurance will cost the same

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 4

nah ahh.... please don't crush my dreams of women no longer getting out of speeding tickets by crying

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 5

after equality hits I won't be afraid of ships anymore!!! I can't wait to be equal finally, first thing I'm going to do is pick my by week

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

what!>?!?!??!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I can respect that

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

bold strategy, top comment on your own post... things are looking up for you!

10 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 2

well thank you.... but I was a little disappointed :(

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I think the internal clock on your comp is wrong... that could have unexpected consequences

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

oooooooooooo

10 years ago | Likes 66 Dislikes 3

which song? I wanna hear it!!

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

because women don't have ears

10 years ago | Likes 266 Dislikes 8