Hello, I do stuff that I like and usually my dog is there too. On Thursday May 16th 2013 I tossed a bagel half across a room and landed it in a toaster slot.
Hello, I do stuff that I like and usually my dog is there too. On Thursday May 16th 2013 I tossed a bagel half across a room and landed it in a toaster slot.
Damn that last one almost worked but the laundry is been on the chair for eight days.
I don’t understand why the skyscraper pool is “believed to be the first”. It either is or isnt.
Of course the pay is way worse but it makes up for it in other ways.
Hey I did! Former bartender now freelance video and editing!
I literally cried at the fuller version of that Heinz ad this week. I don’t even really like ketchup. But their advertising is ??
I’ve got a cousin like that.
Im not married but it’s because marriage to Predator isn’t legal in my state.
I feel like I took part in something revolutionary, something special, by downvoting that comment and upvoting another one of his comments.
Sauce me
This little girl is freaking shredding though. Pumping on down hills and shifting her weight to turn. Pleasantly surprised. 2/2
A lot times when you see toddlers and young kids riding skateboards they just are crouched down and keeping their center of gravity low. 1/
Love this. Does anyone know the name of the painter that paints a lot of ocean/wave/ship stuff that have really real/surreal light relection
me into his office and made me play piano. He seemed upset and shocked when I played the chords he asked me to. Got an A on the paper. 3/3
I quoted someone who described the chord progression of a classical piece. Prof thought I didn’t know what it actually meant. Brought 2/
Had a professor accuse me of plagiarism even though I had quotes and proper citation. It was for a general intro to music class and 1/
I’ve had similar results when someone pulled my snake.
This is not how you use pie charts.
You had me at “convenience fish”
ElonGATED muskRAT
If you’re brave enough....
The babies double as confetti for the baby shower celebration.
Countless hours watching those
Fuck fucky here. Good to meet ya.
#1 this weekend was a vampire holiday so I have more than that.
I think the point was that he was a great dad but just a lousy husband.
Bob. They had a baby. It’s a boy.
Not only that, but I can withstand the heat of a gigantic burning ball of gas. Pass right through.
My brother in law put a sticker that said “I love beaver” on my bumper and I drove through multiple stars with it still on.
Careful! I had 7-11 morals before but they were made of cheap materials and broke easily. Target has a good deal on decent quality morals rn