thatdreadmachine

15271 pts ยท January 28, 2014


Have you considered moving to the bronze coast?

4 years ago | Likes 259 Dislikes 4

BUM BUM BUM BUUUUUM! DUNDUNDUN DUUUUN! BUM DUN BUM BUUUUUM!

5 years ago | Likes 88 Dislikes 1

*clears throat* B I G M O N K E

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Let us hope and pray he stays so during this pandemic. Saying this as a man of faith, he did good works. Bless that man.

5 years ago | Likes 70 Dislikes 1

We will need 7

5 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Agent Murphy?!

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Read both, imho Dresden is better. There is just something that tapdances in my soul every time I read Dresden Files...

6 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

SIGH *unzips pants*

6 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

AVOID the FEET at all costs. Remember: be firm but GENTLE. Use the goose to strike terror into the hearts of your enemies. 4/4

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

(Imagine like you see people grab snakes on TV) with one hand and wrap your other arm around their wings so they cannot fly. 3/?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The trick- and I have done this in public and gotten yelled at in Hershey Park for this- is to grab 'em gently but firmly by the neck 2/?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Okay, so I owned a GIANT gray goose when I was younger...easily 1.5x bigger and 15000x more of an asshole than these Canadian goobers..1/?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#21

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Easy: one is Putin, the other is Erdogan.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

The cornstarc

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

excellent costume!

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

@Pyrozenus hey is this Korea?

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Actually, I saw the punching machine. Got em all over the place. Also, why you acting so rude to strangers online? Basic troll, 0.5 / 7

6 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

PREACH!

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is this in Korea? Looks very Korea to me. Very beautiful place this time of year.

6 years ago | Likes 806 Dislikes 5

well gosh darn it this is FUCKING swell bob,,, say HI To Barb and the kids for me!

6 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

That fucking music at the end holy shit.

6 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Nevertheless I apologize if I offended you. Hope your day is going well my guy

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hell yeah! Hope your day is going well my guy!

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Did I call YOU a fucking coward? Personally? Seems like there is a bit of a false equivalency there bud...

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0