tempestas

64020 pts ยท August 7, 2011


I had a donkey. I lost him last summer when he broke his leg.

Who's the girl?

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Dear Will Smith. Time to get slappy.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Bravo!

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So you made a life choice to be a teacher and information about low teacher wages was available. Sounds like a you problem.

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 5

Does she need to lube up to avoid road rash?

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Didn't know virgins came in pairs.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is a realization for many who take on sobriety. You will either find new friends or find things to do with these friends sans alcohol.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Because Bill's character was likeable.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Bet he drives a Fjord truck.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Have you tried EMDR?

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nice

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I thought posting hairless pussies would get you banned.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You know, in Bartertown.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh, the before times. Now I have to deal with MasterBlaster if I want toilet paper.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Good lord, I cried and I didn't think it would be that kind of movie.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Noob

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Wonder what she looks like naked.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nope, its in the basement.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You rock!

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Something's Fucky

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That kid is going places when he grows up, like storming the Capitol building places.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 14

Winning? As in leaving the basement?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yep. He was panicked because he realized when she intercepted the flowers in the driveway. DOH!

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

She looks like the embodiment of the I am Woman song: "Oh yes I am wise
But it's wisdom born of pain..."

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Best reply of today hands down.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yep, horse poor.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

As a horse husband, can confirm memes as accurate.

5 years ago | Likes 75 Dislikes 2

Douchebags on patrol.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I've had the same Benchmade since 1994. Its been on 5 deployments in the military and now I have it on my fishing vest. Great quality.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0