telorum

18529 pts ยท August 28, 2015


I like turtles

We're sorry to bother you at such a time like this, Mrs. Twice. We would have come earlier, but your husband wasn't dead then.

7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I'll give you a catsup vote.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I have a 5'10" Penis. I'm just a dick.

8 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 1

I saw a huge load today too!!!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

looks like Frogbox is about done with your shit. I do want to know the story behind his name though ....

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

hat ...

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Game Dev is a bitch. I'd suggest downloading Unity and following some tutorials there or on Youtube. Then revisit your idea. But start small

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

dogs sphincters and shit posts are what usersub views

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

JJ and TJ do not approve of your meters name.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

and if your kids wanted to know what it's like trying to read drunk....

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

You posted a jif on image-er. Is it correct, yes. Is it stupid, also yes.

8 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 3

It makes me have a tiny feeling in my tiny heart.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I too also love your rabbit now.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I did demolition torching, more fun and a bit easier.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh my god, what a monster. Good riddance.

8 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 2

As a former torchman I'll give you a +1

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

"I'd go to the shire, and talk to the hobbits, but they're boring and fat."

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Beetlejuice...

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

TIL, Texas is classier than Georgia ...

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I just really want that painting now.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I too like to climb on tables and sniff bananas, Dora is now my spirit animal.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I don't believe cars are driven in the kitchen, so I am not sure what the problem is here.

8 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Curds you! That's a gouda one.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

The Fast and the Furious

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Smothering, and a child trying to get out from a blanket. This magazine has guided me to what I must do to protect my child.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Your finishing your buzzfeed quiz, how is this procrastination? I'd leave for the day to contemplate what kind of garlic bread I was.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Inconceivable!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Isn't that the truth.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

cocktail ...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

50 shades of brown

9 years ago | Likes 50 Dislikes 1