tehbd

6425 pts · May 20, 2014


You've been opening the wrong side of the banana your entire life. Explore your existence. Question everything. Send nudes.

sarah plz

10 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 4

Touché

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You rhymed phrase with phrase

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I once made out with a twin in a bar. Fb messaged the wrong twin to ask her out. Was corrected. Correct twin didn't find that funny. No date

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Old reference but checks out. gif

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Agreed

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We, my friend, have been had

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Thank you for knowledge, I live in an apartment in Cali kind of on a mountain hill and he just hangs out in back! No fear of peoples

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I think it's important to note the fundamental difference of me just trolling the realm versus them caring

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As a white person, that's the international phonetic alphabet spelling and the 'e' is pronounced the same as in bet. I'm fun at parties

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I need gay Jedi comics now

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

More than once

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

SAUCE

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Thank you. Just.... Thank you

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Go* from. Frack

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

<3

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Not having a car, it's the only way I can from 0-100 real fuckin quick

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm a Nebraska transplant in California with few friends on a Sunday night taking a break from an MMO binge. I'll talk to anything

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The best comeback of all- "Out of all the flavors, you chose to be salty"

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The pope that presided over the change quit. We should roll it back so I don't look foolish on Easter and Christmas

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We're always imguring

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I don't want to be this guy. Seriously. Those glasses aren't magic. They help differentiate. We will never see purple. Just can identify it

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's too late for me. Save yourselves

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm not suggesting that's not common thing, I know op and friends. They're not "learned"

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Correlation is not causation

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I'm in the loop right now I don't want to leave it seems so right

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

http://www.dundeedell.com/scotch.html tell me the local bar you live by that can compete with that

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Ignore "whiskey tango" in that search. Not a favorable thing to associate with Omaha. The Dundee Dell and Grane are what you should google

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Cost of living is pleasant. Omaha has things. CWS, great zoo, the music scene is substantial and the whiskey selection is famous. Google it

10 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Are you suggesting that because of the time he needed to use a callback to respond? I can't stop. Help me

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