teeben

867 pts · May 12, 2013


I see they've recast the homeward bound remake

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is the kind of dump you don't even need tp for... good thing, cuz I'm out

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Darn-heckin that’s a bamboozlin fer ya

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Actually, most modern vehicles use fuel injection

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

“And he called up Leviathan, and Asmodeus, And Goofus...”

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Maybe if they started calling adopted kids “rescues” it might help

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I have one by where I live, but it plays the music from Inception... goes BUUUUUWWWAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

On the first contact: "PUT IT IN REVERSE, TERRY! BACK UP! BACK UP TERRY!"

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Spicy noodle

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

When you stare at a cop too long..... in GTA V

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Robot nanny goes full blue-screen after /infant human is removed without safely ejecting

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Or the soundtrack to Blade Runner 2049

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

R2-FU

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No, owls say who

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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It's my understanding that a lightbar under the hoodline can be used as a high beam

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh, good. Night terrors!

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Jeremy Clark... FAIL

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He’ll just be Russian right through it, you won’t even notice him

7 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 3

RoadRage 3D

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

“Aww, look at all the doggy people"

7 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Clear out the entire neighborhoods leaves in just 10 minutes! Even if they haven’t fell yet!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But it’s not

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