tedcrilly

29852 pts ยท July 16, 2014


Time flys like an arrow but fruit flies like a banana.

Thank you!

4 years ago | Likes 43 Dislikes 0

My job let me go this morning due to medical related absences. My cousin is visiting and I'd really appreciate pizza for us. Thank you!

4 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Wow, that seems like it would be way too overstimulating

5 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

This just makes me sad :/

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

The Hot Chick

5 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0

They have an orange cream one too. For Halloween, of course.

5 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Ha! Same thought

5 years ago | Likes 65 Dislikes 0

5 years ago | Likes 59 Dislikes 0

Are you me?

5 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

My rommate sends porn, of him, to his old military friends. They do the same.

5 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Tis but a scratch

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I uh may have done something similar with a tennis ball. I did not know that was illegal when I was like 15 though.

5 years ago | Likes 49 Dislikes 0

I WANT MY MONEYYYYY!

5 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

Come mommy!

5 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Omg sir you made my day

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Her hair is so nice ?? I should really leave mine alone

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Huuhhnn *sick guitar solo*

5 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

I was so upset when I woke in the hospital. Had a seizure in a grocery store and they called an ambulance. $1,700 later...

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

HOT

5 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Nice try, I know the start to a Pink Floyd song when I hear one

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'm trying for 100 books this year! Fingers crossed

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Jamaican and Canadian?! Well, smack my ass and call me Judy!

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I've watched this like 10 times and can't stop laughing! "Whhhhat" so angry hes caught

5 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 0

I can't even explain how badly I want this van.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Experience talking?

5 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

The.. the last one?

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"It's Ireland's biggest lingerie section I hear...."

5 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Agamemnon

5 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 0