technofiend

78330 pts ยท January 10, 2011


Moon Moon, of course.

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I'd abbreviate it but I'm not sure anyone would get "Go outside and cut a switch"

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Love it.

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Seriously, congratulations!

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Wow time to dust off an oldie but a goodie: "Jesus saves, but Buddah collects green stamps."

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Saving NASA $5 million a year via software rewrites that let them retire a mainframe.

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And maps, and such and so on. IYKYK

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"I didn't vote for..." Yes you did. You just voted for it out of ignorance or hoping the consequences only applied to someone else. A self own. Those are rare, except for Trump voters, anyway.

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Icing on the cake

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Gotta love the Naruto run as she flees

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You need mechanical action to break the bonds. One scrub daddy and a pair of gloves would have knocked it right out

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Sorry, but Yuen Qui is the GOAT landlord lady. There can be no other.

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Do you need another bird to be her mate, then?

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PHM the movie is a screen-friendly rendition of the book; 99% of the science and probably a third of the dramatic plot points have been removed.

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Yeah, typical. You never answer employee surveys honestly. They aren't anonymous either.

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One of my flight instructors was a baggage loader for Southwest airlines. he was just passing the time until they got enough hours to transition to the cockpit. since he worked in hot Houston weather most days, I cut him a lot of slack. that was a terrible job

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This is why it I had one wish it would be that people who intentionally piss on the floor have their urine magically transported to two feet over their head.

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You can tell she's a trained dancer because she spots when she spins switch to her uniform

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So weird people thought she was unattractive because she's an angel to me.

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As a dude who had a cat and then his girlfriend moved in with like four or five more, it's all fun and games until a cat is mad at you. Squiggy ruined my Heywood Wakefield sofa pissing all over it because he was jealous of my gf paying attention to me. More cats? More chances one of them is mad about something.

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As someone married to a wife who considers shopping a competitive sport she needs to win against her sisters, yeah, I feel that.

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ailaughatmyownjokes who is also roommates with redheadbegins. Both are funny.

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I'm totally lost but then again I'm not the target audience

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Updooted because I love me some sci-fi and litrpg both.

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Some people are blessed with good genetics *and* don't squander the result.

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He's just playing to his strengths. If his long list of bankruptcies didn't clue you in, well that's on you mister MAGAhat,

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