teases47

24 pts · January 1, 2015


Okay but if I catch whoever put an “S” in the middle of “lisp” or three “t”s in the middle of “stutter” there’s gonna be bloodshed.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah. Those are the people you want educating you children.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Arf track betting

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Mom said we could write our name in the dust but not the date

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The bridge only gets inspected every other year.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Tenn did this a few years ago and had something like a 0.012 percent failure rate.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The people you work for are waiting for you at home.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Good start. You can’t edit a blank page.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not as long as she thought. I’ve had the same problem in a different context.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My son is a twenty year officer, but can’t afford to live in the very wealthy community he serves. BTW He has a Masters in criminal justice

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I’ll bet he votes for IQ45 in November.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I would have a word with the pump operator.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Actually not uncommon. EMS are the only people trained to treat you while you still have your shoes on.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fooled me. I thought it was a Blazer. Thanks

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Bernie? This weekend, right?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The engine seems to be missing.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Tanks for the memories.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If you’re not gonna wear a helmet, sign your organ donor card.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Did that. Worked out well.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Firefighters have balls of steel all the time.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I chose one that made me happy. $$ruined a time or 2, but no regrets.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

30 yr as a paramedic. Retired in 03. Still have those 0347 rocket awake breathing hard hummingbird pulse

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Paramedic here - that's why we call them donorcycles.

8 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 2

I'm old. I thought it would take longer.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If the earth were flat, cats would have pushed everything by now.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Congrats! I graduated high school in 1965, law school in 2003.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I had a job title as "computer operator" Don't see that anymore.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Glad it wasn't about a Lamborghini.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0