tcheph

142861 pts ยท September 10, 2015


i'm the coolest mofo i know, simply because i have no friends and two kids.

more terrifying than the original, in any context. holy shit.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

No French benefits? Skip it.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

in the bathroom on the shower rod. duh.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

if someone told me i'd be looking at a motorboatin' hotdog piloted by a putin lookalike today, i would've stayed off the internet.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

i knew wisconsin was edgy and hip, but dang, son, those snaps are just crackin'.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

sure sure, but say you had a bar of chocolate...how much would that be?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

if you need linux to save your life, you may want to reconsider what you hold dear.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

you really shouldn't grind your own rotors. find a reliable shop - it's more expensive, but worth it.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

now the real scandal: why *WAS* daddy kissing santa claus?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

not bad, brother, not bad.

9 years ago | Likes 3923 Dislikes 11

it's true. a radical 2 once killed my parents. nobody could reason with it.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

don't mean to poke fun at the kid...he's not a sharp lad, but he got the point eventually.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

pointe blank, this is a vile, nasty, nay, grosse joke.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 3

blackbeard just rolled over in his sea-bed.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

if we help, it won't be a DIY project.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

that's going to smell funny.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

sneakernet.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

tell her that she's an amazing person with a beautiful soul, that she sings beautifully, and you want to see her again.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

word.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

no smoking in the car, holmes.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

oh, man, when did you add the half-crush-reverse-gif-loop? i can't look away.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

@phsnyc (i don't think it works in the title, op)

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

wow, where?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

AAUUUUUGH. oh, man, you scared me.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

that's a long-ass drug raid, my bad.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

yesterday it was snipers, today it's the DEA stealing elevators. just go to class already you damn lazy kids.

9 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 1

i had my doubts, but apparently he said this on his twitter thing.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

we all would.

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

it's a dirty job, but the pay is consistent.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0