142861 pts ยท September 10, 2015
i'm the coolest mofo i know, simply because i have no friends and two kids.
more terrifying than the original, in any context. holy shit.
No French benefits? Skip it.
in the bathroom on the shower rod. duh.
if someone told me i'd be looking at a motorboatin' hotdog piloted by a putin lookalike today, i would've stayed off the internet.
i knew wisconsin was edgy and hip, but dang, son, those snaps are just crackin'.
sure sure, but say you had a bar of chocolate...how much would that be?
if you need linux to save your life, you may want to reconsider what you hold dear.
you really shouldn't grind your own rotors. find a reliable shop - it's more expensive, but worth it.
now the real scandal: why *WAS* daddy kissing santa claus?
not bad, brother, not bad.
it's true. a radical 2 once killed my parents. nobody could reason with it.
don't mean to poke fun at the kid...he's not a sharp lad, but he got the point eventually.
pointe blank, this is a vile, nasty, nay, grosse joke.
blackbeard just rolled over in his sea-bed.
if we help, it won't be a DIY project.
that's going to smell funny.
sneakernet.
tell her that she's an amazing person with a beautiful soul, that she sings beautifully, and you want to see her again.
word.
no smoking in the car, holmes.
oh, man, when did you add the half-crush-reverse-gif-loop? i can't look away.
@phsnyc (i don't think it works in the title, op)
wow, where?
AAUUUUUGH. oh, man, you scared me.
that's a long-ass drug raid, my bad.
yesterday it was snipers, today it's the DEA stealing elevators. just go to class already you damn lazy kids.
i had my doubts, but apparently he said this on his twitter thing.
we all would.
it's a dirty job, but the pay is consistent.
more terrifying than the original, in any context. holy shit.
No French benefits? Skip it.
in the bathroom on the shower rod. duh.
if someone told me i'd be looking at a motorboatin' hotdog piloted by a putin lookalike today, i would've stayed off the internet.
i knew wisconsin was edgy and hip, but dang, son, those snaps are just crackin'.
sure sure, but say you had a bar of chocolate...how much would that be?
if you need linux to save your life, you may want to reconsider what you hold dear.
you really shouldn't grind your own rotors. find a reliable shop - it's more expensive, but worth it.
now the real scandal: why *WAS* daddy kissing santa claus?
not bad, brother, not bad.
it's true. a radical 2 once killed my parents. nobody could reason with it.
don't mean to poke fun at the kid...he's not a sharp lad, but he got the point eventually.
pointe blank, this is a vile, nasty, nay, grosse joke.
blackbeard just rolled over in his sea-bed.
if we help, it won't be a DIY project.
that's going to smell funny.
sneakernet.
tell her that she's an amazing person with a beautiful soul, that she sings beautifully, and you want to see her again.
word.
no smoking in the car, holmes.
oh, man, when did you add the half-crush-reverse-gif-loop? i can't look away.
@phsnyc (i don't think it works in the title, op)
wow, where?
AAUUUUUGH. oh, man, you scared me.
that's a long-ass drug raid, my bad.
yesterday it was snipers, today it's the DEA stealing elevators. just go to class already you damn lazy kids.
i had my doubts, but apparently he said this on his twitter thing.
we all would.
it's a dirty job, but the pay is consistent.