793 pts · September 6, 2011
Fucks given sep. 2011-now: 19
Fire retardant from an airplane....
Pretty sure most of the world knows Nestlé is pure evil
Uuuweeee the weatherman comes to binge on sugary tea and rum 🎶
The word of who? Might as well spread the words of Darth Vader, fiction is fiction.
Shit I walked 12km just to get rolling paper.... I also walked 25km because I missed the last fucking bus. 10km isn't that much 😅
Call me oldschool.... But I'd probably file for a divorce, for so many reasons. But that's just me and my fragile masculinity, I know. Still... If you pick me up you better be fighting me or saving my life.
"so I guess I win." *Stand up and leave*
He's full of the same kinda stuff that comes outta my arse at approx. 9am on a daily basis.
No matter the gender, I think we can assume it's gonna be a moron 🤣
"David Hogg - guns right activist" .... I'm sure he's an absolute expert on international politics... *cough* yeah probably not.
Now go touch metal...
Haha that's awesome! Are you Scandinavian by chance? I'm Danish, and wondering if it's a Nordic thing 😅
Fuck off. Get your own eggs.
Thank god. They'll save us all just you wait.
I haven't noticed anything.... Maybe I just don't do social media very much though. But hey, I'm all for that. Delete it all plz.
To anyone worried about the cat's health.. it's just water 😅😉
Oh shit I had a cat like that once... No matter where we hid the potatoes the little bastard would find them, rip the bag, and eat as many as he could.... I know, they're not particularly good for cats, but he didn't seem to give a fuck 😅
"Oioi mate, my bloody grapes, paws off!"
Is that... Foil?
Yay! An ancient piece of junk! Huzzah!
That's uhm... Nope.
Impressive amount of diarrhea from such a tiny turtle..
I despise people who call themselves "Dad" and "Mom" when referring to their dogs..
nah that's a floating fish. Sandfall? Fuck you talking bout..
Can vouch for this.
I don't get why people are downvoting this. Nice job, I gotta clean my own as well.. Nowhere near as dirty as that, but repeating 'o'.
Awwwww, he's playing with his food! So cute <3
Now break into her house, piss on all of her shoes, write "MEOW" on the wall.
Ahh, very nice! ^_^
At first glance I thought this was some kinda fucked up alien vagina.. I'm glad it wasn't. Nice job.
Fire retardant from an airplane....
Pretty sure most of the world knows Nestlé is pure evil
Uuuweeee the weatherman comes to binge on sugary tea and rum 🎶
The word of who? Might as well spread the words of Darth Vader, fiction is fiction.
Shit I walked 12km just to get rolling paper.... I also walked 25km because I missed the last fucking bus. 10km isn't that much 😅
Call me oldschool.... But I'd probably file for a divorce, for so many reasons. But that's just me and my fragile masculinity, I know. Still... If you pick me up you better be fighting me or saving my life.
"so I guess I win." *Stand up and leave*
He's full of the same kinda stuff that comes outta my arse at approx. 9am on a daily basis.
No matter the gender, I think we can assume it's gonna be a moron 🤣
"David Hogg - guns right activist" .... I'm sure he's an absolute expert on international politics... *cough* yeah probably not.
Now go touch metal...
Haha that's awesome! Are you Scandinavian by chance? I'm Danish, and wondering if it's a Nordic thing 😅
Fuck off. Get your own eggs.
Thank god. They'll save us all just you wait.
I haven't noticed anything.... Maybe I just don't do social media very much though. But hey, I'm all for that. Delete it all plz.
To anyone worried about the cat's health.. it's just water 😅😉
Oh shit I had a cat like that once... No matter where we hid the potatoes the little bastard would find them, rip the bag, and eat as many as he could.... I know, they're not particularly good for cats, but he didn't seem to give a fuck 😅
"Oioi mate, my bloody grapes, paws off!"
Is that... Foil?
Yay! An ancient piece of junk! Huzzah!
That's uhm... Nope.
Impressive amount of diarrhea from such a tiny turtle..
I despise people who call themselves "Dad" and "Mom" when referring to their dogs..
nah that's a floating fish. Sandfall? Fuck you talking bout..
Can vouch for this.
I don't get why people are downvoting this. Nice job, I gotta clean my own as well.. Nowhere near as dirty as that, but repeating 'o'.
Awwwww, he's playing with his food! So cute <3
Now break into her house, piss on all of her shoes, write "MEOW" on the wall.
Ahh, very nice! ^_^
At first glance I thought this was some kinda fucked up alien vagina.. I'm glad it wasn't. Nice job.