But not as good as this inanimate carbon rod
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1025
Apollo, the puddle of sunshine
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525
They don’t make ‘em like they used to
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561
Things are a little rocky up north
11
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747
My plan to deal with everything right now
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193
It’s apparently my ? day, here’s Apollo
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1775
The HinDumpsTitanic
-2
0
91
Smoked cow heart
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293
Dust pup
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965
Nebula in a jar
5
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380
Understanding, not dismissive anger, is what changes minds.
5
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339
How YOU doin?
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4
226
Gaze into your future, Utah
0
4
65
Trash talking
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973
The reason there was panic at the disco
8
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392
UPVOTE CHALLENGE BUTTER
1
1
58
I bought a board game in Boston.
4
1
232
And yes I’d still love you
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595
Never needed to be said more than now.
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211
We must go deeper
9
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398
Grandkids: What was it like living through the covid pandemic in the 20s?
7
1
1408
When you hit the wrong shortcut key and the computer goes crazy
17
7
1005
Cupsolotl
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0
294
That’s what she said
-4
0
120
USB on nom nomnomnom
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2
411
That did not go where I thought it would...
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2
1635
To all the knights battling the dragon within.
3
3
305
It’s my 11th cake day, have a really irritated-looking unicorn.
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1
756
Thanks for the links, but this tablet doesn’t get WiFi.
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0
74
Ain't no rodeo like a beagle rodeo.
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35354
Millennials investing be like
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3
1510
WTF Cadbury
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14
1148
MFW I find, for the first time, a pornstar labeled "milf" who is younger than me
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11
3549
Changed my dog's surgery recovery from depressing to dapper
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1093
I’M A METAL FAN!!!
9
1
1370
But you'll just settle for taking a gander.
1
0
404
Me thinking it's Friday when it's Thursday morning
1
1
127
Do you feel this way today?
6
0
428
It's Fuck It Friday, so have some cat beards
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83571
Boing
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371
Well this just made my morning.
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2378
MRW my wife says Netflix is weird because she's still in Private Browsing mode
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1
210
Every problem worth solving starts out looking impossible.
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0
203
My floor has the face of a dog
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806
Reposting for posterity.
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94824
And I also expect to be asked to update Flash
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2
578
Walk up some stairs, you cheap alloy greasewhore.
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1047
Dog Hat Double Straw Eat Your Toes Grab Guns Lets Draw
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142
Those arms akimbo
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3058
It's not a repost, it's a rerun.
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Let the truth be told, let the meek be bold. -- Lobstradamus
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545
It's not a repost, it's meme nostalgia.
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How to defeat the beast.
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1
634