Oh it's national pet day?
Apparently it's my cakeday, so here's the 1st thing I ever favorited.
MFW I introduce my much younger girlfriend to a favorite band and she tells me "oh yeah, my parents listen to them"...
Ha!
Have you ever bought a book based solely on the title?
My beer came with a free scale.
Brutal interior design feedback.
Someone got sick of last-minute rush orders...
I can't trust this Coke...