swampface

116845 pts · June 7, 2011


This is the bad place

Left this outside the landlady's door last Winter.

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Comments 5
Views 62

MRW there's MORE laundry to do and we're out of detergent.

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Comments 4
Views 264

Payback, motherfucker.

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Comments 6
Views 1717

Because it's gonna take a while.

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True love is blind.

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I <3 ducklings.

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Glad I slowed down on the drink. My feels thank me for it.

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Comments 5
Views 74

The Duchess of Cornwall always sleeps like this. Always.

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J'ai baisé ta mère.

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Views 871

I'd forgive him.

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Views 62336

Ladies?

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Comments 1
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MRW imgurians get way too serious.

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Views 39237

"What do you want to be when you grow up?"

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22 years old and I already need a pill box for medication. Wondering what it'll be like years down the road.

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Views 386

I don't react to porn anymore.

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Views 2459

Good morning, imgur!

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Comments 4
Views 48

Dang.

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Anne Hathaway of giving me a lady boner.

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Comments 7
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Where is my Blanket?

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This stings.

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"So, do I... eat myself?"

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Pfffffffft

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I'd make a clever title but it would undermine my simple punchline.

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Comments 1
Views 431

MRW I'm cut off by a car that gets pulled over.

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Views 216

Parkour goat jumps 5-foot fence.

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Views 313

You thought this was a caterpillar, didn't you? Acting.

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Cats and water taps: best friends forever.

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I live in Louisiana. My fiance had to leave today to go back to the UK. He can't stay longer than three months at a time while we sort out immigration and where we want to marry. This sums me up quite well.

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I came to party.

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Dance all night.

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Peter Han makes me ashamed of my chalkboard penises.

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A red hot ball of Nickel placed on a block of ice.

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MRW I helplessly watch the wind blow an abandoned shopping cart into my car.

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How to nail it with a girl.

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Wild fox and cat: best friends forever.

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Views 138

Just realized I can microwave a cup of ice for one minute and get perfectly chilled water.

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"Mommy why won't you love meeee"

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Horse, fly.

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Views 538

Thou shalt not laugh.

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I must admit... I occasionally forget that "midget" is an offensive term.

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Views 662

Solutions to your most pressing first world problems.

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Time to turn out the lights... turn on... off... on... forget it.

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I wish I had siblings.

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Views 3242

I... I don't even know. Have at it.

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Sometimes, it's okay.

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Back when cartoons did not give a shit.

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Views 221

Mmm.

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Views 236

Sorry imgur. Ain't nobody know Selfie like Stefon.

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Comments 5
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Enhance... enhance... no. Fucking. Way.

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Views 130

Baby sharks.

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MRW all my connections are dry or out of town.

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Heard there wasn't enough love for Kristen Wiig on imgur. Fixed that for you. Now watch me dance.

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Views 4084

Every time.

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Time to learn about the kiwi bird!

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Husky has to hold hands during car rides.

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Mmm, salty pork.

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I don't think I'm pretty...

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Views 3358
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