Left this outside the landlady's door last Winter.
MRW there's MORE laundry to do and we're out of detergent.
Payback, motherfucker.
Because it's gonna take a while.
True love is blind.
I <3 ducklings.
Glad I slowed down on the drink. My feels thank me for it.
The Duchess of Cornwall always sleeps like this. Always.
J'ai baisé ta mère.
I'd forgive him.
Ladies?
MRW imgurians get way too serious.
"What do you want to be when you grow up?"
22 years old and I already need a pill box for medication. Wondering what it'll be like years down the road.
I don't react to porn anymore.
Good morning, imgur!
Dang.
Anne Hathaway of giving me a lady boner.
Where is my Blanket?
This stings.
"So, do I... eat myself?"
Pfffffffft
I'd make a clever title but it would undermine my simple punchline.
MRW I'm cut off by a car that gets pulled over.
Parkour goat jumps 5-foot fence.
You thought this was a caterpillar, didn't you? Acting.
Cats and water taps: best friends forever.
I live in Louisiana. My fiance had to leave today to go back to the UK. He can't stay longer than three months at a time while we sort out immigration and where we want to marry. This sums me up quite well.
I came to party.
Dance all night.
Peter Han makes me ashamed of my chalkboard penises.
A red hot ball of Nickel placed on a block of ice.
MRW I helplessly watch the wind blow an abandoned shopping cart into my car.
How to nail it with a girl.
Wild fox and cat: best friends forever.
Just realized I can microwave a cup of ice for one minute and get perfectly chilled water.
"Mommy why won't you love meeee"
Horse, fly.
Thou shalt not laugh.
I must admit... I occasionally forget that "midget" is an offensive term.
Solutions to your most pressing first world problems.
Time to turn out the lights... turn on... off... on... forget it.
I wish I had siblings.
I... I don't even know. Have at it.
Sometimes, it's okay.
Back when cartoons did not give a shit.
Mmm.
Sorry imgur. Ain't nobody know Selfie like Stefon.
Enhance... enhance... no. Fucking. Way.
Baby sharks.
MRW all my connections are dry or out of town.
Heard there wasn't enough love for Kristen Wiig on imgur. Fixed that for you. Now watch me dance.
Every time.
Time to learn about the kiwi bird!
Husky has to hold hands during car rides.
Mmm, salty pork.
I don't think I'm pretty...