"If it flops, I plops...."
Mild Confession is mild.
It ain't day drinking if you work the night shift...
Our friend offered to mow the lawn for us and found that moving the yard furniture to the front porch was too strenuous...soo...
Is there an officer, problem?
This caused quite the drunken debate among my friends...
I'm really just proud of my photobombing abilities in this picture so I thought I'd leave it here to inspire others...
My parents referred to me as the problem child....
So....that's a no?